Are you a Virgin? -

Pilot · #**541** 07-20-2009, 09:45 AM

Yes, it's the male g-spot.

TOPTIP: If you probe up and forward, toward the prostate it's generallly going to be a couple of inches up. If you go to far you're going to hit your partner's bladder, which feels pretty soft and he's going to feel like he wants to go pee.

Right below that is a firm little nub; that's the "P spot" and you'll know when you hit it. Grind into that for a while (I know I wound terrible 'grind' it's more like a skilled massage) and, if he wasn't already on his back, he'd be on his knees so-to-speak and you'll be a king.

Now you'll want to lube up one of your hands and rub him off from the top.... if that's what he wants. There are ways to draw out the process; time it so you both keep coming right to the edge and pause. It's tough, not something I've mastered yet even.

It's a little easier to reach if he's got his legs over your shoulders and better if it's all for him, but can be more pleasurable for you if he's on his stomach and you can reach it that way.

Remember that.

Bullet Magnet · #**542** 07-20-2009, 01:55 PM

I should not know this. Yet now I do.

Pilot · #**543** 07-20-2009, 02:07 PM

Not even a straight man could resist even being curious...

Bullet Magnet · #**544** 07-20-2009, 02:29 PM

It is a daily struggle to make my body move in such a way as to make intelligible noises in the vicinity of new people. Curiosity is a non-issue.

Pilot · #**545** 07-20-2009, 02:36 PM

Oh wah wah wah. Bust out of your inhibited little world of yours already and stop whining. You know you want to you just don't admit it.

Experience some JOY and PASSION.

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Curiosity is a non-issue

Some scientist.

Bullet Magnet · #**546** 07-20-2009, 04:16 PM

I meant that curiosity is not an issue when there is no means of exacting answers.

In before perplexing accusations of bi-curiosity and subsequent raised hopes.

And now back to releasing spores

Pilot · #**547** 07-20-2009, 04:23 PM

That's better.

Wings of Fire · #**548** 07-20-2009, 05:40 PM

All scientists should be bi-curious.

OANST · #**549** 07-21-2009, 07:51 AM

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Yes, it's the male g-spot.

TOPTIP: If you probe up and forward, toward the prostate it's generallly going to be a couple of inches up. If you go to far you're going to hit your partner's bladder, which feels pretty soft and he's going to feel like he wants to go pee.

Right below that is a firm little nub; that's the "P spot" and you'll know when you hit it. Grind into that for a while (I know I wound terrible 'grind' it's more like a skilled massage) and, if he wasn't already on his back, he'd be on his knees so-to-speak and you'll be a king.

Now you'll want to lube up one of your hands and rub him off from the top.... if that's what he wants. There are ways to draw out the process; time it so you both keep coming right to the edge and pause. It's tough, not something I've mastered yet even.

It's a little easier to reach if he's got his legs over your shoulders and better if it's all for him, but can be more pleasurable for you if he's on his stomach and you can reach it that way.

Remember that.

I feel a strong urge to negrep you. Fuck.

shaman · #**550** 07-21-2009, 08:37 AM

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All scientists should be bi-curious.

I'm taking science A levels ...

Am i bi - curious?

Wings of Fire · #**551** 07-21-2009, 09:40 AM

A scientist is what you are, not what you study

However I also believe all humans are inherently bisexual at birth.

Pilot · #**552** 07-21-2009, 10:05 AM

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I feel a strong urge to negrep you. Fuck.

*Kang and Kodos voice* SILENCE.

It's no worse (or better) than your Stranger buttsecks excerpts.

OANST · #**553** 07-21-2009, 10:09 AM

Fucking hell yes it is. That turned my fucking stomach.

OddjobAbe · #**554** 07-21-2009, 10:14 AM

I dislike the bit about the bladder the most. It sounds painful.

Pilot · #**555** 07-21-2009, 10:15 AM

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Fucking hell yes it is. That turned my fucking stomach.

So, you're on your stomach?

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I dislike the bit about the bladder the most. It sounds painful.

No, it's only worsened when it's full which is shouldn't be to begin with.

OANST · #**556** 07-21-2009, 10:21 AM

God. Shut up.

Pilot · #**557** 07-21-2009, 10:24 AM

You didn't have to read it. Your option.

.... bad morning?

OANST · #**558** 07-21-2009, 10:51 AM

My eyes are inexplicably drawn to it.

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.... bad morning?

Not particularly. I'm mostly kidding. Although, the thought of that does make me want to take razor blades to my eyes.

OddjobAbe · #**559** 07-21-2009, 10:52 AM

Be careful - you know that he won't fail to turn that into some kind of an innuendo.

Pilot · #**560** 07-21-2009, 10:57 AM

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My eyes are inexplicably drawn to it.

Although, the thought of that does make me want to take razor blades to my eyes.

Good.

Good.

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Be careful - you know that he won't fail to turn that into some kind of an innuendo.

No, I don't like sadomasochism.

OddjobAbe · #**561** 07-21-2009, 11:01 AM

At last, something sexual you're not into.

OANST · #**562** 07-21-2009, 11:18 AM

Well, that and vagina.

Anonyman! · #**563** 07-21-2009, 12:23 PM

Well then.

Wings of Fire · #**564** 07-21-2009, 12:57 PM

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No, I don't like sadomasochism.

But but...

.

Pilot · #**565** 07-21-2009, 01:08 PM

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But but...

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Oh, well with you I'd consider the entire BDSM suite.

Wings of Fire · #**566** 07-21-2009, 01:56 PM

Only if we take turns.

***Wil*** · #**567** 07-21-2009, 03:37 PM

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In before perplexing accusations of bi-curiosity and subsequent raised hopes.

If there are hopes eager to be raised, then such accusations are not perplexing.

Venks · #**568** 07-21-2009, 03:54 PM

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Yes, it's the male g-spot.

TOPTIP: If you probe up and forward, toward the prostate it's generallly going to be a couple of inches up. If you go to far you're going to hit your partner's bladder, which feels pretty soft and he's going to feel like he wants to go pee.

Right below that is a firm little nub; that's the "P spot" and you'll know when you hit it. Grind into that for a while (I know I wound terrible 'grind' it's more like a skilled massage) and, if he wasn't already on his back, he'd be on his knees so-to-speak and you'll be a king.

Now you'll want to lube up one of your hands and rub him off from the top.... if that's what he wants. There are ways to draw out the process; time it so you both keep coming right to the edge and pause. It's tough, not something I've mastered yet even.

It's a little easier to reach if he's got his legs over your shoulders and better if it's all for him, but can be more pleasurable for you if he's on his stomach and you can reach it that way.

Remember that.

I feel so enlightened. Too bad I don't have someone to practice this with.

Positive rep++

Bullet Magnet · #**569** 07-21-2009, 03:57 PM

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If there are hopes eager to be raised, then such accusations are not perplexing.

Honestly I don't have a clue.

Pilot · #**570** 07-21-2009, 05:55 PM

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Only if we take turns.

Sure, why not? Call me.

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I feel so enlightened. Too bad I don't have someone to practice this with.

Positive rep++

LOL Venks. Thank you.