The Joke thread -

AlexFili · #**361** 02-24-2010, 01:13 AM

What have you done wrong when your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? Made the chain too long.

Namida · #**362** 02-24-2010, 01:16 AM

Why doesn't the Pope live in South Africa?
Because you lost the game.

abe619 · #**363** 02-24-2010, 05:23 AM

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Except for, you know, Dubai, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Kuwait, Oman... need I go on?

actually nate i didn't realise that.(seriously i didn't)
alright, so it's the difference betweem jews and egyptians.

***Nate*** · #**364** 02-24-2010, 02:59 PM

Or it's the difference between the Saudis and the Egyptians.

Besides, how can you compare a religious group with a country? It's like comparing apples with tractors.

enchilado · #**365** 02-24-2010, 03:04 PM

What's the difference between an apple and a tractor?

Goddamn everything.

***Nate*** · #**366** 02-24-2010, 03:12 PM

What's the difference between Ench and someone who makes obvious statements that add nothing to a discussion?

I'll let you guess the answer to that one.

Ridg3 · #**367** 02-24-2010, 04:59 PM

By what level will the spam-o-meter reach by 10 o'clock if this keeps up?

***Nate*** · #**368** 02-24-2010, 05:20 PM

It's not spam if it's a mod posting.

Pilot · #**369** 02-24-2010, 05:53 PM

Hey, what's bluish and crappy looking and haunts your forum browsing?

The Abe at the top of this page. All the little weeabes, too.

enchilado · #**370** 02-24-2010, 06:49 PM

Oh, damn. I thought it was me.

***Nate*** · #**371** 02-24-2010, 07:53 PM

Since when are you bluish?

enchilado · #**372** 02-24-2010, 07:55 PM

Uh... Thursday. Thursday the 28th of July, 2003.

used:) · #**373** 02-24-2010, 08:22 PM

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina.

Josh · #**374** 02-24-2010, 11:34 PM

HA.

God created Saturn, he liked it so he put a ring on it.
I could have said Uranus, but I do have SOME class.

slig# 5719 · #**375** 02-24-2010, 11:46 PM

What do you call three chavs in a ford going off a cliff?

A shame, the Ford has four seats.

MeechMunchie · #**376** 02-25-2010, 11:20 AM

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Hey, what's bluish and crappy looking and haunts your forum browsing?

The Abe at the top of this page. All the little weeabes, too.

He leers because he can see your browsing history. Try clicking on the History tab. See how he leers?

OddjobAbe · #**377** 02-25-2010, 11:23 AM

My history tab drops over his face. The only thing he leers at over here is the help tab.

MeechMunchie · #**378** 02-25-2010, 11:41 AM

See, he's looking upwards & sideways, secretively reading from behind.

OddjobAbe · #**379** 02-25-2010, 11:42 AM

That fuck.

MeechMunchie · #**380** 02-25-2010, 11:43 AM

Uum, what?

OddjobAbe · #**381** 02-25-2010, 11:48 AM

That fuck.

MeechMunchie · #**382** 02-25-2010, 11:52 AM

Oh, I see.

EDIT: Seriously though, I see that as either 'Crudely Drawn Abe is a bastard' or 'I agree with you, annoyed as I am'

OddjobAbe · #**383** 02-25-2010, 12:06 PM

It's "crudely drawn Abe is a bastard", just to make things perfectly clear.

MeechMunchie · #**384** 02-25-2010, 12:09 PM

Thankyou. I like your hat.

alf's brother's mate · #**385** 02-25-2010, 12:10 PM

Man goes into the doctors for a penis check up.

NURSE: I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating sir.
MAN: Why?
NURSE: Because i'm trying to examine you.

ABM

Josh · #**386** 02-25-2010, 12:11 PM

Cocaine is never a solution.

Unless of course, you dissolve it in water.

MA · #**387** 03-01-2010, 12:54 PM

woman tells her boyfriend "you make love like you decorate."

he says "what? slow with smooth strokes and professional finish?"

"no," she replies. "more like the council: you just bang it up, leave a right mess and i have to finish the job myself."

they just get worse where i am.

Ridg3 · #**388** 03-02-2010, 02:19 AM

Y'all hear about the earthquake in Chile?
I hear they're pretty shaken up about it.

Josh · #**389** 03-02-2010, 09:14 AM

My friend hit Puberty today

Fuck me, some of the kids he hangs around with have got ridiculous names.

Taco · #**390** 03-03-2010, 10:15 PM

f(x) walks into a restaurant and the manager says "sorry but we don't cater for functions"