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  #211  
07-06-2002, 06:12 AM
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..i'll come over to your badass house and shove the drugs up your ass so you'll have to do a bit of fishing before you can smoke some G.

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07-06-2002, 12:04 PM
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A hat on his hed. Now, the trick of finding ____ is...
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07-07-2002, 05:00 PM
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Now, the trick of finding my hair is to look under the hat.

I'm going to go jump over the...
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07-07-2002, 06:46 PM
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...pineaplebush to see if the gum gum trees are in flavorisation in due to wich it everything not sence it makes, non. When I lifted my hat in search of my hair...
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07-08-2002, 05:20 PM
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I found I was bald because last night I......
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07-09-2002, 06:34 AM
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...wasn't paying proper attention when I replaced the light bulb on the ceiling-fan.

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07-09-2002, 06:58 AM
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Disorder.
When I was going to the store, I noticed the store had been...
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07-09-2002, 11:28 AM
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...been painted pink and yellow. I blinked. My favourite book shop had been turned into Ann Summers while I was on holiday. Unbelievable. Green Eggs and Ham replaced by tiger skin jock straps. I huffed and puffed and walked away.

Suddenly a Burger King lorry sped round the corner...
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07-09-2002, 03:58 PM
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...and captured Mr Bains in a giant net. The environmentalists inside cheered, but Ravi was upset.

This software uses...
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07-09-2002, 05:42 PM
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Geeky Nerdy environmental science classes! Bwahahahahahahhaha!

Ravi said......

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  #221  
07-10-2002, 07:59 AM
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... 'my bum's fallen off.'

People are rather like ______, in that they are drawn to ______.
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07-10-2002, 09:08 AM
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Ross tossed and turned under the eiderdown. He groaned and moaned then levered himself upright.

He suddenly exclaimed, I need....
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07-10-2002, 11:22 AM
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To Anna's:

People are rather like surrealism art, in that they are drawn to making themselves look as daft as they possibly can.

To ZombieX's:

He suddenly exclaimed, I need Depridoze!

And mine own:

By taking part in the 'Finish the Sentance Game' you are subjecting yourself to...
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07-10-2002, 01:56 PM
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Do a river dance while wearing a speedo!

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07-10-2002, 03:26 PM
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...continues PinkHaired's post....

While I am whaiting for Deus Ex 2. I will mearly...
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08-09-2002, 08:40 PM
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my monkey has a huge _____ which he wrangles ______ to eat
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08-10-2002, 08:26 AM
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My monkey has a huge "hammer" wich he wrangles "wizards" to eat.

I dreamed that I ____ an aliens space ship with ______ and a ____ came out and said____!!!!
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08-10-2002, 09:17 AM
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I dreamed that I built an alien's space craft with go-faster stripes and an antenna came out and said "Cheers!".

He then flew off without...
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08-10-2002, 09:22 AM
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......his ___, so he ate his ____ .
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08-10-2002, 09:25 AM
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......his crisps, so he ate his space ship.
He then fell into a....
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08-10-2002, 09:56 AM
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:
Originally posted by salty pretzils
......his crisps, so he ate his space ship.
He then fell into a....
a bottemless pit and he found a magic lamp, rubbed and the jeanie came out and he said "I wish for world peace and non-viloence..No! A talking Monkey!" And the jeanie....

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08-10-2002, 10:51 AM
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...gave him a talking monkey which started smelling it's finger and said: "i are baboon" and then...
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08-10-2002, 12:58 PM
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....started prancing and dancing around like a little.....
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08-10-2002, 12:59 PM
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sisssy! Then the dude slapped the talking money, the money turned into a _____ and the dude made his second wish to____

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08-11-2002, 11:43 AM
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...the monkey turned into an anti-monkey and the dude made his second wish to have a monkey, realised his mistake, and...

(I wonder what happened to Jo-Jo the Monkey)
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08-11-2002, 04:24 PM
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...went home to turn the oven off.

But when he got home, he realized that his house was overrun by giant evil robot ____.

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08-11-2002, 06:52 PM
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Private eye Lala to solve the missing case of the missing fleeches! Mwahahahah! He bumbed into a cactus and said "hmmm cactus..sounds just like mattress! The theif is under my bed!" He looked under his bed and found a nickle. Hmmm, another clue..nickle..sounds just like...

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08-11-2002, 07:03 PM
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nickel..sounds just like...
...Pickel, German for pimple.

Then he looked in a fruit bowl and saw (no, not a flourescent curtain hook with legs as you might expect) an orange. Then something interesting happened and then somebody did something and then Arnold...
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08-11-2002, 08:20 PM
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The robot started to to the mexican dance the Meringay with this old lady in the dry cleaners. He said "Yeah! Bring it around town!" He twirled her around and she kept on spinning, and spinning and he let her go and she was spinning and she spinned out the door and________

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08-14-2002, 04:14 PM
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.....Into the street, were she....
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