Things that a Glukkon would never say -

MA · #**121** 08-18-2009, 10:31 AM

i'm gay.

Josh · #**122** 08-18-2009, 10:45 AM

WHY MOMMY!? WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!? *Sob*

MA · #**123** 08-18-2009, 11:05 AM

you're gay.

OddjobAbe · #**124** 08-18-2009, 11:25 AM

Along with the forum's administrators.

MA · #**125** 08-18-2009, 11:55 AM

i was hoping he would bite so i could reveal that i was just suggesting what a glukkon would never say.

OddjobAbe · #**126** 08-18-2009, 11:57 AM

Sorry. Feel free to negrep me.

***Nate*** · #**127** 08-18-2009, 10:03 PM

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i was hoping he would bite so i could reveal that i was just suggesting what a glukkon would never say.

You made yourself far too obvious there.

EVP_Glukkon · #**128** 08-19-2009, 03:51 AM

Hahahah this is hilarious.

***Nate*** · #**129** 08-19-2009, 06:36 AM

See, mollucks assistant, this is the sort of subtlety you need:

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Hahahah this is hilarious.

You'll never know whether he's actually saying it about the thread or whether he's saying that no Glukkon in their right mind would ever describe the thread as 'hilarious'.

Ambiguity... that's the stuff.

Josh · #**130** 08-19-2009, 10:42 AM

SUCK MY LEFT ONE!

AlexFili · #**131** 08-19-2009, 11:36 AM

I MEANT MY FOOT!

MA · #**132** 08-19-2009, 12:02 PM

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SUCK MY LEFT ONE!

ha.

OH SORRY WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENSIVE?

Sekto Springs · #**133** 08-19-2009, 12:25 PM

"Today I think I'll donate to charity, brush my teeth, and dress like Tiny Tim"

MeechMunchie · #**134** 08-20-2009, 02:36 AM

My shoulders itch.

AnGrY_GreeteR · #**135** 08-20-2009, 03:21 AM

"Abe is hawt."

"Boy my legs are tired of walking"

"What if i was the one in slave labor?"

"GET THE LUBE!"

Josh · #**136** 08-20-2009, 05:56 AM

So, turning gay means i'm into incest? Sweet.

Bullet Magnet · #**137** 08-20-2009, 06:37 AM

Why has exactly the same bollocks that has ravaged OT come here?

shaman · #**138** 08-20-2009, 06:42 AM

It's the Forum version of Swine Flu BM. Unisolated cases all over the forums...

AnGrY_GreeteR · #**139** 08-20-2009, 12:06 PM

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Why has exactly the same bollocks that has ravaged OT come here?

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It's the Forum version of Swine Flu BM. Unisolated cases all over the forums...

Wow if i cant even get a post in anywhere now without being ridiculed i know I've done my job..
Part of me wants to be accepted, the other part wants to say stupid shit.
LOL

***Xavier*** · #**140** 08-20-2009, 10:05 PM

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Why has exactly the same bollocks that has ravaged OT come here?

I'm planning to throw this all in nercum in a few days anyway...

Josh · #**141** 08-21-2009, 02:57 AM

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I'm planning to throw this all in nercum in a few days anyway...

Awwww. If we don't say mentally warped things can it stay? :3

MA · #**142** 08-23-2009, 08:22 AM

i will now proceed to defy my own anatomy and kiss my own arse by breaking my own back and putting my own head between my own legs.

is that mentally warped enough, Xav?

AlexFili · #**143** 08-23-2009, 12:08 PM

I was so cold it nearly dropped off.
I MEANT MY HAND!

Josh · #**144** 08-24-2009, 01:00 AM

Wait, if we ALL came from Lady Margret, where did the fertile Glukks come from...?
OH THAT IS JUST WRONG!

lycaon17 · #**145** 08-24-2009, 08:11 AM

"I Love You. ^_^"

MA · #**146** 08-24-2009, 11:00 AM

i didn't know you could pronounce '^_^' in any verbal language.

i cant believe i just typed a smilie face using those daft symbols. i feel...stupider?

MeechMunchie · #**147** 08-24-2009, 11:04 AM

If this goes to six pages, I am going to eat my arm.

MA · #**148** 08-24-2009, 11:07 AM

now thats something a glukkon wouldn't say! eh? right? am i right?

am i right?! huh?! HUUUUUH?!?