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Otherwise, motherfucking Mongo valley. The place is gorgeous.
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I always thought if I were a rich and successful Glukkon like Molluck, I would retire to a luxurious log cabin mansion on the Mongo Valley, right on the edge of the river. Similar to those ones the retired executives have at Yosemite on the lakeside.
It would be so awesome. You could be right on the edge of the river with a view fully overlooking the cliffs and rocks, the wonderfully creepy birds of Oddworld singing, occasionally seeing a wild Sleg or some Gabbits nesting whilst you're sat out on your balcony smoking your cigar with a cup of coffee in the morning, having your Slig tipping it into your mouth, refusing to remove the cigar, forcing it all to dribble down your designer Glukkon Pyjamas.
I think the Mongo Valley, particularly the wilds near New Yolk City, although possibly somewhere a bit more out of the way, like the location of the Doc’s office, would be the best place to live on Oddworld from what we’ve seen. It is a settled area where Clakkerz have chosen to live because it is a relatively safe area. Of course there’s the possibility of Outlawz, but providing you keep out of their way they’re most likely going to keep out of yours.
The danger of Fuzzles etc. is a danger you’re probably going to come across in most places on Oddworld, and isn’t much of a major danger providing you’re not going to trek out all the time or leave your front door wide open all day.
The Mongo Valley is a beautiful place. Not as beautiful as Paramonia I suppose, the Paramonia screens in AO are amazing, but Paramonia just isn’t suitable for civilised people to set up a home.
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