Are you a Virgin? -

***Alcar*** · #61 08-25-2008, 02:50 AM

Scratch marks are nothing.

You need to have wild man sex. I think that's why I couldn't deal with a woman, it'd be far too easy to knock her out cold. I need my sex rough. Rougher than a lady

Alcar...

Havoc · #62 08-25-2008, 06:48 AM

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I always knew you liked tigers a little too much, Havoc.

Well duh...

Gastje · #63 08-25-2008, 07:07 AM

Yes, and I wouldn't make a big deal about it either when I lose it. Losing your virginity would be as winning a trophy of proof for having sex the first time in your life, IMO. But I don't care about trophies.

Disgruntled Intern · #64 08-25-2008, 11:32 AM

I lost my virginity at a young age to a slutty older girl.

It was fairly amusing. To this day, I remember thinking "What, this is it? What's the big deal? I could do this for hours...Oh, oh god, no!" I then ejaculated onto her stomach, told her she was nice, vomited the majority of that nights consumed liquor onto the floor beside her bed, and slept.

I was a true gentleman, even at 14.

Leto · #65 08-25-2008, 10:59 PM

If only there was more intercourse like that, specifically involving the vomitting.

abe is now! · #66 08-26-2008, 12:15 AM

DI, that's a nice story!

***Alcar*** · #67 08-26-2008, 03:25 AM

Speaking of drunken escapades. I haven't had the vomiting occur, but I was asleep / unconcious for the majority of my first (and so far only) threesome.

Alcar...

***Nate*** · #68 08-26-2008, 04:09 AM

Ha! I remember that night! Better than you, it would appear.

That was freaking hilarious.

***Alcar*** · #69 08-26-2008, 05:08 AM

We will have to have a discussion over coffee about the matter. Just so I know what exactly I did

Alcar...

***Nate*** · #70 08-26-2008, 05:27 AM

We've had this conversation before. Several times. The first being the morning after, when you desperately asked me what had happened.

Don't tell me you've forgotten?

***Alcar*** · #71 08-26-2008, 05:44 AM

I have.

Alcar...

Havoc · #72 08-26-2008, 08:06 AM

Dear god you two didn't!!!

Yet... they did... of course they did... -_-

Rex Tirano · #73 08-26-2008, 12:11 PM

I am, actually, really fucking shocked.

But then I remember that it's Peter.

- Rexy

***Wil*** · #74 08-26-2008, 03:49 PM

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Dear god you two didn't!!!

Yet... they did... of course they did... -_-

I’m quite certain I would have noticed if they had. If not, then I’m feeling really left out.

***Nate*** · #75 08-27-2008, 02:07 AM

I was not involved in the threesome. I was merely speaking to him over MSN, Skype and telephone simultaneously that evening.

***Alcar*** · #76 08-27-2008, 03:26 AM

I was going to reply earlier to Havoc and Rexy's posts, but I thought I'd let it hang for a little while

Indeed, I was only talking to Nate about it. But I still don't know all that happened, t'is a drunken blur.

Alcar...

Disgruntled Intern · #77 08-27-2008, 09:58 AM

Fucking lush.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #78 08-27-2008, 01:03 PM

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Zozo is really a man, AIN.

Alcar...

Oi xD.

OANST · #79 08-28-2008, 05:38 PM

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Oi xD.

Such a dude.

toxicity · #80 08-29-2008, 05:24 PM

Yeah, I am without a doubt a virgin. At least I'm not alone here.

OANST · #81 08-29-2008, 05:27 PM

You're never alone when you have Jesus in your heart. Remember that.

toxicity · #82 08-29-2008, 05:39 PM

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You're never alone when you have Jesus in your heart. Remember that.

I think I threw up a little...

OANST · #83 08-29-2008, 05:48 PM

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I think I threw up a little...

You may think that you did but only Jesus really knows.

Bullet Magnet · #84 08-29-2008, 07:30 PM

He's turning back into Bitter Buffalo!

***Alcar*** · #85 08-30-2008, 06:14 AM

At last!

OANST · #86 08-30-2008, 07:04 AM

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He's turning back into Bitter Buffalo!

I can't believe you even remember that one. I barely ever posted as Bitter Buffalo.

Bullet Magnet · #87 08-30-2008, 08:23 AM

It left a lasting impression, like a worldwide strata enriched with Iridium due to the impact of an apocalyptic meteorite.

Mac Sirloin · #88 08-30-2008, 03:31 PM

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Speaking of drunken escapades

Stopped reading through the thread there

***Wil*** · #89 08-30-2008, 05:18 PM

I don’t remember Bitter Buffalo.

Then again I don’t recall that K-T impact sixty-four million years ago, so my memory is apparently not to be trusted.

Hell, I don’t even remember ‘The Mausoleum’.

***Nate*** · #90 08-30-2008, 07:50 PM

Ha, funny that you should say that. I happened to open up Internet Explorer on my computer yesterday and the bookmarks were so out of date that I still had TM. And I mean original TM, not any of the later incarnations.

ON-TOPIC: Now that we are aware of our cache of virgins, does anyone else think we should start sacrificing them to the god(s) of our choice?