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06-25-2008, 08:07 AM
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Drunk AARGH

It's fucking hot here!!!
I'm melting in my room and I can't even play my games anymore!!
WTF should I do?????

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06-25-2008, 08:13 AM
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Go outside and enjoy life.

Failing that turn on the air conditioning or open a window.
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06-25-2008, 09:07 AM
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Get a nice shower. Really cools you off.

Either that or do what WoF said.
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06-25-2008, 09:13 AM
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Get a bunch of friends together, go skinny dipping and water-rape someone...
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06-25-2008, 09:43 AM
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Eat your own poop.
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06-25-2008, 09:43 AM
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Geez it's even hotter outside!
Do you want me to burn?
Damn at least 41°C!!

And I am too lazy to take a shower. I have too much to do on computer!
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06-25-2008, 09:48 AM
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Poop.

Yours.

Eat it.
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06-25-2008, 10:12 AM
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I agree with Kastere

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06-25-2008, 10:15 AM
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Stfu man this is serious!! I am really diyng here!!
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06-25-2008, 10:20 AM
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Go swimming or something, it shouldn't be that hard to cool off.

..Or just eat your own poop, never fails.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRSHXhJzsY

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06-25-2008, 10:21 AM
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never fails.
You tried it????
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06-25-2008, 10:23 AM
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Who hasn't!?
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..I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace; but the shop owner and his son, that's a different story all together...I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRSHXhJzsY

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06-25-2008, 10:25 AM
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I didn't....
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06-25-2008, 10:26 AM
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I live by it.

Now go cool off!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRSHXhJzsY

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06-25-2008, 10:30 AM
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I don't have a pool here at home!!
And I'm going to the seaside in 5th of july
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06-25-2008, 10:54 AM
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Then just take a damn shower. Surely everything on your computer can't be that important to miss for ten minutes.
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06-25-2008, 11:04 AM
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I suggest that you take a sample of your sweat glands and place them under observation to find what chemicals cause you to sweat more, and then create a formula to eliminate all of them, then eat some of your poop.
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06-25-2008, 11:25 AM
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Tell you'r friend to lock you into fridge and free you after an hour. You will like the hot weather after that Eating and drinking something cold can also help.
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06-25-2008, 11:52 AM
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Go on a glacier.
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06-25-2008, 12:03 PM
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1) A good fan helps.
2) Live in the woods like I do.
3) As everyone said, go take a cold shower or a swim.
4) Or failing those 3 things, get a hot water bottle or any drinks bottle and fill it full of cold water. That'll keep your cool. Works for me. Place it on your neck or your wrists.
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06-25-2008, 12:10 PM
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Poop.

Yours.

Eat it.
remember the best advice here!

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06-25-2008, 01:09 PM
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Strip naked and attach cold meat from the freezer to yourself with duct-tape.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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06-25-2008, 01:13 PM
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Strip naked and attach cold meat from the freezer to yourself with duct-tape.
God don't tempt me.
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06-25-2008, 02:13 PM
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You know what else helps? Take off your pants and underwear, take a big knife, and cut off your penis. That way, you won't have to care about being hot anymore.
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06-25-2008, 05:09 PM
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I refuse to honor this thread with a repl...

shit.
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06-25-2008, 05:55 PM
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This is a waste...

Just die...

And eat shit...
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06-25-2008, 07:39 PM
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1) Place it on your neck or your wrists.
Do the wrists, trust me neck isn't so good. Although its been about 7 hours sience I last commented so Im sure your not hot now, and if you still are you've probably had a storke.
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..I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace; but the shop owner and his son, that's a different story all together...I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRSHXhJzsY

 


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