AARGH
 

It's fucking hot here!!!
I'm melting in my room and I can't even play my games anymore!!
WTF should I do?????

Go outside and enjoy life.

Failing that turn on the air conditioning or open a window.

Get a nice shower. Really cools you off.

Either that or do what WoF said.

Get a bunch of friends together, go skinny dipping and water-rape someone...

Eat your own poop.

Geez it's even hotter outside!
Do you want me to burn?
Damn at least 41°C!!

And I am too lazy to take a shower. I have too much to do on computer!

Poop.

Yours.

Eat it.

I agree with Kastere

Stfu man this is serious!! I am really diyng here!!

Go swimming or something, it shouldn't be that hard to cool off.

..Or just eat your own poop, never fails.

You tried it????

Who hasn't!?

I didn't....

I live by it.

Now go cool off!

I don't have a pool here at home!!
And I'm going to the seaside in 5th of july :(

Then just take a damn shower. Surely everything on your computer can't be that important to miss for ten minutes.

I suggest that you take a sample of your sweat glands and place them under observation to find what chemicals cause you to sweat more, and then create a formula to eliminate all of them, then eat some of your poop.

Tell you'r friend to lock you into fridge and free you after an hour. You will like the hot weather after that ;) Eating and drinking something cold can also help.

Go on a glacier.

1) A good fan helps.
2) Live in the woods like I do. :D
3) As everyone said, go take a cold shower or a swim.
4) Or failing those 3 things, get a hot water bottle or any drinks bottle and fill it full of cold water. That'll keep your cool. :) Works for me. Place it on your neck or your wrists.

remember the best advice here!

Strip naked and attach cold meat from the freezer to yourself with duct-tape.

God don't tempt me.

You know what else helps? Take off your pants and underwear, take a big knife, and cut off your penis. That way, you won't have to care about being hot anymore.

I refuse to honor this thread with a repl...

shit.

This is a waste...

Just die...

And eat shit...

Do the wrists, trust me neck isn't so good. Although its been about 7 hours sience I last commented so Im sure your not hot now, and if you still are you've probably had a storke.