Last words

Sticker · #1 02-04-2008, 11:52 AM

To the strongest!

This was spoken by Alexander the Great seconds before he died. It was in response to the question of who gets his realm. There are more then enough last words and other notable quotes, feel free to post them here or discuss them.

Strike Witch · #2 02-04-2008, 01:04 PM

"Tell my tale to those who ask, the good deeds with the bad, and let others form their own conclusions. The rest...is silence."

Dinobot.

Hobo · #3 02-04-2008, 01:48 PM

My favorite last words are my last words in this thread:
'Eat my dick Sticker'

Alf Shall Rise · #4 02-04-2008, 02:23 PM

"Would you please?"

-Atlas

MA · #5 02-04-2008, 03:09 PM

"that takes care o' that lot, son"

Big Chris - Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

OANST · #6 02-04-2008, 06:04 PM

Your genitalia makes a faint taste of strawberry on my tongue. Wait. That's not strawberry. That's blood.

Me-All the fuckin' time.

***Nate*** · #7 02-05-2008, 03:48 AM

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"
Civil War General John Sedgwick

Mac Sirloin · #8 02-05-2008, 04:51 AM

"Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."

As stated by Oscar Wilde right before he died.

General Custer's supposed last words were "Indians? What indians?" before being shot through the head with an arrow.

Zerox · #9 02-05-2008, 11:45 AM

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"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"
Civil War General John Sedgwick

I recognise that. What book did you get that from, if it was one?

Anonyman! · #10 02-05-2008, 12:07 PM

Einstein's last words were lost along with him, the nurse in the room with him didn't speak german. Oh snap!

***Nate*** · #11 02-05-2008, 12:38 PM

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I recognise that. What book did you get that from, if it was one?

I got it from the internets. It was also mentioned on QI recently.

Strike Witch · #12 02-05-2008, 12:53 PM

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Einstein's last words were lost along with him, the nurse in the room with him didn't speak german. Oh snap!

It was probably something awesome like "Shit, forgot to carry the 2" or something, that would have given us Wormhole technology or something.

Anonyman! · #13 02-05-2008, 01:22 PM

Einstein's last words:

"I only wish... I could die with a decent hair style. BLARG!"

Billy the Kid's last words were "Who is it?". He said this to his assassin as he could not recognize him in the poor lighting.

MA · #14 02-05-2008, 01:33 PM

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Einstein's last words:

"I only wish... I could die with a decent hair style. BLARG!"

Billy the Kid's last words were "Who is it?". He said this to his assassin as he could not recognize him in the poor lighting.

yeah, but thats not the full story. he was shot from behind in a dark alley at night, Billy the Kid was unarmed at the time. if it was an 'assassin', he must of been a bad one, as he was drunk at the time.

meaning: they were scared of Billy the Kid's gun skills, and rightly so, thats why he was murdered in extremely unfair conditions.

Anonyman! · #15 02-05-2008, 01:42 PM

Ok...

*Sigh*
I meant by assassin the person who ended his life, not necessarily a hitman.

DarkHoodness · #16 02-05-2008, 08:32 PM

"That's it." ~ My partner's grandad during a heart attack. :P

Oh yeah. The game wasn't that good, but Return to Castle Wolfenstein had this funny quote:

Nazi 1: *inspecting bomb* "So how do I disarm this thing?"
Nazi 2: "I told you! Just clip the red wire!"
Nazi 1: "Which red wire?"
Nazi 2: "Ach, hold on while I get the manual."
Nazi 1: "Oh, never mind. They all look grey to me anyway."
*KER-BLAM!*

EDIT: Ah yeah, Alector suggested this - Not some last words but still related:

"I told you I was ill." ~ Spike Milligan's Grave

***Nate*** · #17 02-06-2008, 12:47 PM

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Billy the Kid's last words were "Who is it?". He said this to his assassin as he could not recognize him in the poor lighting.

I don't get that - who would have reported that, other than the assassin himself?

Strike Witch · #18 02-06-2008, 12:51 PM

Space Ghost?

Bullet Magnet · #19 02-06-2008, 12:55 PM

Coast to coast?

Strike Witch · #20 02-06-2008, 12:56 PM

AM?

*yawn*

OANST · #21 02-06-2008, 04:01 PM

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Space Ghost?

Wrong.

It was Moltar.

Fortesque13 · #22 02-14-2008, 04:55 AM

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*a gruesomely large photo of Einstein*
Einstein's last words:

"I only wish... I could die with a decent hair style. BLARG!"

Now that I take a closer look, one of my professors looks exactly like him. Similar hairstyle too...

Strike Witch · #23 02-16-2008, 05:27 AM

"You may fire when ready."

mitsur · #24 02-16-2008, 01:59 PM

"Why yes, a bullet proof vest!"

-James Rodgers, asked if he had any last requests before being executed by firing squad.

AlienMagi · #25 02-16-2008, 02:20 PM

My last words in the before-life when I died:
Rise the Moon...

Bah you will never understand anyway.

Sticker · #26 02-17-2008, 01:56 AM

You may fire when ready.. that was.. Grand Moff Tarkin from Star Wars right?

Marvak · #27 02-17-2008, 02:07 AM

"Ok, I won't." - Evils Presley after being told by his girlfriend not for fall asleep in the bathroom again.

Also, I'd like to be able to say this on my deathbed;
"Don't grieve; My life is not ending. It's completing."

Bullet Magnet · #28 02-17-2008, 04:39 AM

"Hello ground!"

A very confused sperm whale.

Sticker · #29 02-17-2008, 10:43 AM

When I die I wanna see something funny like, Toast aah its everywhere toast! or Look a clown with eyes!

Mac Sirloin · #30 02-19-2008, 11:34 AM

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"Hello ground!"

A very confused sperm whale.

"Oh, not again."