Talents? -

skillyaslig · #31 01-05-2008, 03:04 AM

you males.
whats with all the weird muds eh? Ah what the heck, groupies

Well, I can make myself cry, and...yeah, thats about it. Fear my talent!

***Nate*** · #32 01-05-2008, 05:40 AM

I can wiggle my ears.

I can solve other people's C++ compile-time errors over MSN.

***Wil*** · #33 01-05-2008, 06:08 AM

Oh yes, I have some bodily talents. I can flare my nostrils, raise each of my eyebrows independently, and move my scalp around so it looks like I’m wearing a wig.

A stupidly long wig.

abe is now! · #34 01-05-2008, 08:21 AM

I can move you with a finger if I lick it before.

Wings of Fire · #35 01-05-2008, 08:28 AM

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I can move you with a finger if I lick it before.

Wouldn't work. I have no shame and probably most of the STDs you have.

oddyssey · #36 01-05-2008, 08:45 AM

i can curl my toung and i can do pretty pictures, dont know if that one counts but i dont really care

Mojo · #37 01-05-2008, 08:57 AM

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I can move you with a finger if I lick it before.

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Wouldn't work. I have no shame and probably most of the STDs you have.

These two win.

abe is now! · #38 01-05-2008, 10:09 AM

Yes, and I can also be the most famous man and the most respected of a big town as New York, if I don't wash me for a week. I usually don't do it, but if you want I do it.

Fuzzle King · #39 01-05-2008, 10:16 AM

i can move my ears without touching them.thats about it.

abe is now! · #40 01-05-2008, 10:50 AM

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i can move my ears without touching them.thats about it.

I can do it. I must move my forehead.

Fuzzle King · #41 01-05-2008, 11:02 AM

yep.thats what i do.

Zerox · #42 01-06-2008, 09:14 AM

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Wow, you're actually bragging about your IQ on a fucking video game forum. I don't know if that's arrogant or just plain pathetic.

Yeesh, someone's a bit high on the testosterone today. I'm just pleased to have a half decent IQ. Don't see what your problem with that is.

OT: I can crack my wrists, neck, elbows, and jaw.

Disgruntled Intern · #43 01-06-2008, 09:27 AM

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Yeesh, someone's a bit high on the testosterone today. I'm just pleased to have a half decent IQ. Don't see what your problem with that is.

My problem is that your IQ is not a talent. If you were a mongoloid with a low IQ five years ago, yet you somehow managed to beat genetics and increase it, yeah, that would be talent.

As it is, you're just a douche tooting his proverbial horn.

Zerox · #44 01-06-2008, 09:40 AM

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My problem is that your IQ is not a talent. If you were a mongoloid with a low IQ five years ago, yet you somehow managed to beat genetics and increase it, yeah, that would be talent.

As it is, you're just a douche tooting his proverbial horn.

Well, I know what your talent is: Finding something wrong with everything someone says.

To make you happy, I'll attempt to rephrase that: I am intelligent and have alot of good knowledge on nature, animals, dinosaurs blah blah blah.

And yes, intelligence is a talent in this day and age, when you look at prime ministers and the low amount of intelligence required to be allowed to control the country...

abe is now! · #45 01-06-2008, 09:42 AM

I can touch my nose with my tongue easily.

Leto · #46 01-06-2008, 12:08 PM

Zerox you should really just shut up, because if you were intelligent you would not brag about your super_intellect on a forum full of idiots.

Mojo · #47 01-06-2008, 12:17 PM

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I can touch my nose with my tongue easily.

I can put my tongue IN my nose. Yeah, I have a flexible tongue.

OANST · #48 01-06-2008, 12:19 PM

I can put my tongue in vaginas.

***Alcar*** · #49 01-06-2008, 12:23 PM

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I can put my tongue in vaginas.

Oooo, I have every mind to counter that, but it's foul.

Alcar...

Hobo · #50 01-06-2008, 12:57 PM

I can put my tongue in my mouth

Disgruntled Intern · #51 01-06-2008, 01:12 PM

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I can put my tongue in vaginas.

This is why I love you, sir.

OANST · #52 01-06-2008, 01:17 PM

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This is why I love you, sir.

And I've told you that before we commence with this sort of thing you need to do some trimming. I don't like to mix intercourse and dental hygiene.

MA · #53 01-06-2008, 02:21 PM

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Well, well, your all very lucky because having talents is my Speciality! I'll put them in bullet form for convience...

I am double jointed in all my fingers and both of my thumbs
I can make the call of the Wipper-Will
I can perform small acts of telekinesis
I can naturally play the didgeridoo
I'm a swell artist
I can wiggle both of my middle knuckles
I have an amazing diabolical laugh
I'm naturaly very strong
I'm very smart
I can snap without using my thumbs
I can make fart sounds just using my hands
I'm very resistent to the cold
I'm a great gamer
I can shake my hands so fast some of it becomes a blur
I can have selective seeing
Umm....it's late and this is all I can think of for now

I'll post more later.

is that what's on your CV?

OT: according to DI, i am an expert at sodomising livestock, which comes in handy for humans.

Paramite of War · #54 01-06-2008, 02:34 PM

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is that what's on your CV?

OT: according to DI, i am an expert at sodomising livestock, which comes in handy for humans.

Whats a CV?

Disgruntled Intern · #55 01-06-2008, 04:06 PM

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Whats a CV?

Cunt Virus.

Havoc · #56 01-06-2008, 05:14 PM

Curriculum Vitae, in simple terms it's your résumé.

I am great in bed. Yea cliche but true non the less

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Salamander · #57 01-06-2008, 10:30 PM

This thread is painful to read.. Anyone looked at their dictionary lately?

Mac Sirloin · #58 01-07-2008, 03:55 AM

Why do we dun need to dun do that?

Strike Witch · #59 01-07-2008, 04:10 AM

Nyoro~n!

=^-^=

lolwapanese.

Dictionary are always so outdated, they need a constantly online one.

Bullet Magnet · #60 01-07-2008, 05:18 AM

Er, Dictionary.com?