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03-18-2007, 02:00 PM
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I don't really think it's cheating. But I wouldn't do that sort of thing anyway...
Well, that's just the way I view it. See, from my point of view, when you're with someone, and you care about that person very much, thinking about another person of the opposite sex, and undressing them in your mind is cheating in a way. It expresses a desire to be with someone other than the person you're already with. It also would make remaining faithful to the person you're currently with, increasingly more dificult, as the more you undress said person, the less likely you may be to restrain yourself from doing so in real life.

The way I see it is, if you're dating someone or if you're married to someone, that should be the only person you think about in that way. Perhaps it's an unrealistic view for some people, but that's the way I see it. I would never think of another woman in that way, because I love my girlfriend very much, and I know that she's the one I'm going to spend the rest of my life with.
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03-18-2007, 02:02 PM
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Well, i was caually playing a game of cards (21), and i was a newbie to it, so i wasn't so sure i should play it but i did anyway. Well it came to end of the game and everyone shew there cards, i had two jokers....well i just got completly ripped after that, and still to this day it is metioned, but i allways say that i didn't know how to play it exactly. But it doesn't seem to sink in.
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Ok, I have to get a bunch of this off my chest

I'm embarrassed that I think of looking up porn almost everyday
I'm embarrassed that every time I see a hot girl, I undress her with my mind at least once
I'm embarrassed that whenever a hot girl is wearing a visible thong, I can't help but look at it more than once


Gah...the embarrassments of a 14-year old....
You're not alone..............damn you Mitsur, now I'm thinking of looking porn up.....
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03-19-2007, 06:20 PM
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Ok, I have to get a bunch of this off my chest

I'm embarrassed that I think of looking up porn almost everyday
I'm embarrassed that I've broken too many promises to count
I'm embarrassed that I purposely put off doing important things, like reports or writing OWF
I'm embarrassed that every time I see a hot girl, I undress her with my mind at least once
I'm embarrassed that whenever a hot girl is wearing a visible thong, I can't help but look at it more than once
Dude, that's not that bad. I have a friend who used to be the perviest little kid. He would look up porn on MY computer when I was in the bathroom. That's just not right. And another time he was staring at some chicks while walking and actually hit a pole. real funny. Oh, and I remember an embarrassing puberty moment when my voice cracked reeeally bad at roll call during class. "HeeEEEEEre" My voice still cracks occasionally at random times. Rarely, but I thought I already got over that...
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03-19-2007, 11:31 PM
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Oh, and I remember an embarrassing puberty moment when my voice cracked reeeally bad at roll call during class. "HeeEEEEEre" My voice still cracks occasionally at random times. Rarely, but I thought I already got over that...
Ha ha... I get that so many times... XD And people keep saying I've got some hair on my upper lip, saying: "You've got a mustache." "You need to shave." How the hell can a 13 year old shave, it just aint right.
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03-20-2007, 01:49 AM
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See, I thought that when I was 13 and got lots of crap for my bumfluff - I was petrified to begin shaving. But with hindsight, I was going to have to shave one day anyway so I may as well have started early and taken away their reason for teasing me.
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03-20-2007, 03:02 AM
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I don't care what people say, I aint shaving yet. Knowing me, I'll end up cutting my whole face off if I tried. Yum... Shaving Cream! XD
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Hmmm... all this seems natural. You say you're 14? That means you're going through something that I don't like to mention - *takes a deep breath* - *cringes as he says it* - puberty . I don't know why I find it so hard to say that.
You're experiencing puberty, a chemical known as a 'hormone' is being produced in your body, a sudden spurt of hormones can cause 'impure' thinking.

Aside from that, there's a bit of curiosity involved. When I was your age, I prevented myself from doing things like what you do - whenever impure thoughts drifted into my head, I'd always think of something different (mostly TV shows).

And also, if it makes you feel any better, I've broken a number of promises too.
Not to bust your stones oddjob, but I get on the computer to not learn.....

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Who doesn't?
Definetly true.

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I don't care what people say, I aint shaving yet. Knowing me, I'll end up cutting my whole face off if I tried. Yum... Shaving Cream! XD
You don't have any access to an electric shaver?
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03-20-2007, 06:14 AM
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Ha ha... I get that so many times... XD And people keep saying I've got some hair on my upper lip, saying: "You've got a mustache." "You need to shave." How the hell can a 13 year old shave, it just aint right.
I resent the thought of ever shaving. I mean, I do have a little hair just above my upper lip, but not much. The only reason I haven't shaved it off it because my mother tells me constantly that if I do, then it will continue growing after that like an obnoxious weed. So, I've decided to wait until it really starts growing to shave it, instead of having that whole scenario occur .

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Not to bust your stones oddjob, but I get on the computer to not learn.....
You're serious?

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Definetly true.
No, that isn't "definitelytrue". I'm certainly not one of those people, nor have I ever been. Don't make such ignorant assumptions.
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03-20-2007, 06:55 AM
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You don't have any access to an electric shaver?
I probably do, but I don't wanna use it. And besides, I like my hair as it is. I'll wait till when it gets really bad.
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03-20-2007, 07:44 AM
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Not to bust your stones oddjob, but I get on the computer to not learn.....
I was only trying to help. Anyway, you should try to learn on the computer, it could improve your education, and your exam results if you learn about the right things. To avoid any responses about it being easy for me to say because I'm 36, I was once your age too, and I wish that I'd have used technology more sensibley back when I was a kid so that I could be just that little more intelligent.

I agree with Snuzi - what MoxCo said isn't definately true. I'm no pervert. And for now, I'll play Snuzi's role: sorry about this, Snuzi - CAPITAL LETTER FOR ODDJOB!

Also, Snuzi, I was in a hurry when I wrote this, so I'm sorry for any grammatical errors. I love grammar just as much as you do. I think.
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03-20-2007, 10:56 AM
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Oddjob's right, you really should take advantage of technology's educational value. It'll only help you in the future.

And dude, I don't check every post for grammatical correct-ness, just so ya know. I only do it every so often, whenever an error really sticks out and irritates me .
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03-20-2007, 01:28 PM
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Oddjob's right, you really should take advantage of technology's educational value. It'll only help you in the future.

And dude, I don't check every post for grammatical correct-ness, just so ya know. I only do it every so often, whenever an error really sticks out and irritates me .
I'm that way with RTS games. Every time I have to make soldiers I ALWAYS make an even amount. It really irritates me that I do it too. Also in response to Jordan Boi you can always use hair removal cream.
Also because of numerous remarks about my grammer I now check every sentence I post.
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Also in response to Jordan Boi you can always use hair removal cream.
Are you kidding!?
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Well if you are worried about shaving just stick some on and there goes you problem, lol.
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Or you could wax it, but that's incredibly painful and kinda...feminine .
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I resent the thought of ever shaving. I mean, I do have a little hair just above my upper lip, but not much. The only reason I haven't shaved it off it because my mother tells me constantly that if I do, then it will continue growing after that like an obnoxious weed.
That's a myth. If you shaved today, you would find that in a few months your facial hair will start growing faster and thicker but I can guarantee that there is no causal connection between those two events.

That said, I can understand the desire to not shave. It's one of the most inconvenient tasks a person has to perform (well... dealing with menstruation is probably worse) and I have to wake up ten minutes earlier in the morning if I have to do it. I look forward to the day when I can afford laser hair removal and banish my beard for good.
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03-20-2007, 02:33 PM
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Damn it. Well, hopefully I won't get too much facial hair. My girlfriend constantly tells me that I will not be very hairy in general as I age (and when it comes to these sorts of things, she's usually right), so at least I still have some hope to cling to .
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Jeez, I see so many people supressing their sexual feelings. Honestly, it's your sexuality, don't fight it, invite it. If you draw out having sex with a hot girl you see you're not going to become some horndog.
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I just straight out don't like having facial hair
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(well... dealing with menstruation is probably worse)
It is. Believe me. Especially cramps.

And if you think having to shave your beard and mustache is irritating, try having to shave both your legs and underarms around every other day for the rest of your life.
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try having to shave both your legs and underarms around every other day for the rest of your life.
Ah... A privelege to boys! My legs are even worse than my face. >.< They're pretty bad!
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I sometimes fell embarrassed when my friends hit me, and I hit them back and they're all like, "Owww". Also when people say I'm weird.
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When people say your wierd, you get embaressed...
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Alot of people do. Especially when there's a bunch of people doing it.

I find that it's easier to just disregard what these people say, because they're obviously just insecure attention whores. I myself find comfort in knowing that they'll never amount to anything .
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