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  #91  
02-26-2006, 09:04 PM
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Bah , it was either him or us , we didnt have time to save him . Greasy said.

Greasy : lets go to west oddworld , the train stops at the buzzarton bounty store , thats the end of the line , and as far away from this chaos as possible .

Suddenly the train doors opened , and in walked notes .

Notes : YOU TRAITOR , YOU LEFT ME TO DIE!

Greasy : Errrrr , hi notes , nice weather today . Sorry about what happened back there .... you see.. PLEASE LET ME LIVE!!

notes : NO!

notes pulled out his gun and shot greasy , he then started the train , broke the lever that operated the brakes , and jumped out , locking the door behind him.

Notes : die general zizzy!

The train started moving at an amazing speed , greasys body lay against the train drivers seat.

Greasy : urrrr...........that idiot.......we are doomed .......how are we gunna get outta this one?.. .............lucky that idiot notes just shot me in the shoulder.

Greasy started regaining his strength.

Greasy : ill be fine . What are we going to do , the train is going too fast , and will soon derail!
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02-26-2006, 09:11 PM
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"that slig of yours is retarted theres a magnetic stopper at the next stop and we can get this fixed"zizzy laughed pop laughed too pop pulled out a brew and popped the top and lit zizzys cigar
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02-26-2006, 09:18 PM
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Laugh while you can zizz! ive never had this experience before!

Suddenly greasy spotted something out of the trains window .

Greasy : OMG A PORNO DISTRICT!

Greasy banged his head on the door , trying to open it , he should of known that if he opened the door , everyone in the train would be sucked to their doom , but right now , he was crazy with lust for shagging.

Greasy : must .... get ... to ..... glukkon hotties!!!

The door was giving way , one more hit and it would be open..........
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02-26-2006, 09:22 PM
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(ive got to go)
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02-26-2006, 10:32 PM
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He he , same!
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02-27-2006, 01:35 PM
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"you retard that'll suck us all out"zizzy said pop knocked greasy away from the door"greasy have you lost your mind you could have killed us all"zizzy yelled he looked out a window as they arrived at the station to magnet were possitioned at each side of the track stopping the train zizzy walked to the door it opened"here we are"pop said"yep "zizzy said smiling and jumped off the train and looked around
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02-27-2006, 06:23 PM
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Greasy limped out of the train . Looking back at blackwatee , and seeing the battle . It was still going . He followed general zizzy , weeping .

Greasy : NO CHICKS DAMMIT! im so weak , where are all my porno mags eh? EH!!!

He followed zizzy , and soon they arrived in buzzarton train station .

Greasy : Hello hello hello! a red light district! zizzy , I may take a while !

Greasy ran of to the local brothel
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02-27-2006, 06:36 PM
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zizzy shook his head"well lets go to job pages im sure we'll find a general job some were"zizzy said pop nodded as they walked into a building"hello im general zizzy my old facility just got got destroyed by savages and i need a new general job"zizzy said the slig looked up"general zizzy what happened to black waters"the slig said"how do you know i worked at blackwaters"zizzy asked"i used to work for you"the slig said"then i needed more money so i came out west"the slig said"i see general zizzy said"well mudokons came and took over"zizzy said"we were out numbered so we ran away"zizzy said"well theres a few job opening down here in the west 3 and back up by black water"zizzy cut in"i'll go whith around here"ok come back some time tomorow to get some paper work"the slig said zizzy nodded and him and pop walked out and saw a clakker"wo look at the size of that thing ,shoot it!"zizzy yelled"ok boss"pop said smiling and shot it clakkers started screaming"look at all of them we can make some good moolah out of them"zizzy said as pop shot another one

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