Yeah, so I'm back...
And I have pictures.

Yes, there is a sea mammal that weighs more than I do...

Poor creatures were forced to perform tricks in a tank for fish.
FOR FISH!

Pseudorca Crassidens.
The False Killer Whale.
Bitch.

This scarlet macaw amazed us all with his ability to command this bald, middle-aged man.
More pictures soon.
Or when I feel like scanning them. Which I don't right now.