If people would stop talking down to me like I'm new and never been here before...
Searex, whatever man - if that's your opinion then fine, just don't "offer" it to me anymore.
Majic, you've got the wrong idea - if I wanted to insult him, I would call him a subliterate donkeytoucher.
Joe the Intern, hello and welcome back. You've probably already got the wrong idea of me, so I probably already think you're a fag.
Generally everyone, leave a message after the tone - I'm really not interested right now.
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*