Opening Of First Oddworldforum Hold Your Breath Contest

[Joshy]

Haha stole this from another forum but here goes:

Welcome to the First : Oddworldforum Hold Your Breath Contest!

[Rules]
1. Hold down the "-" key while holding your breath, then let go of it as soon as you start breathing again.
2. Don't Cheat!

[Prizes]
Gand Prize Winner: Become the next admin (not guranteered)
First Prize Winner: Become the next super mod (too bad Peter give up your place muahaha)
Second Prize Winner: Become moderator of the Necrum Burial Ground (who doesnt like the Necrum Burial Ground^^)
Third Prize Winner: Sex with me ^^ (depends...)

[Warning! : Many serious injures can occur if holding your breath for to long. If you result dead or injured, it is not my fault.]

[Joshy]

Ok here goes

*takes deep breath*
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*faints*

[The.Heretic]

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That was, errr, fun?

*Now has 1 abnormal lung*

[oddguy]

Sounds fun. Oh, and if I get third prize, I'll gladly give it to someone else.

*takes deep breath*
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Whooo!

-oddguy

[GrigtheSlig]

OK, I can do this!

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1 minute 45 seconds!

*calls 911*

HELP!

[CarboN]

ookkayyy....

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[Codek]

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Ahh shit my lung hurts!

[Xavier]

my record is 3min16... I will do this later when I have more time

[Codek]

I messed up my first attempt because I took too much air into my lungs. The pressure made this horrid tingling sensation, that slowly turned to pain.

Never again will I risk my life for one of Joshy's "fun threads".

[Joshy]

Originally posted by Death


Never again will I risk my life for one of Joshy's "fun threads".

Well at least you will die in happiness

[Codek]

Originally posted by Joshy
Well at least you will die in happiness

This version of Death 2000 was brought to you by Joshex.

The next model of Death 2000 will also sport chic banners and catchy attitude, as well as feature upgrades like glass panel doors and four setting temperature gauges.

Drink Pepsi.

[Hobo]

I'm going for third place

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God that was crap....

[Rex Tirano]

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[whElk]

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[Fez]

here goes

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[Wil]

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I've never held my breath that long. I seriously was about to pass out. Fuck you, Joshy. Third place beckons.

EDIT: Hey, that's not fair, I held my breath for one minute, forty five seconds, yet I clearly don't have as many dashes. This isn't really fair, since people have different keyboard speeds (I forget the correct term).

Oh well, I shouldn't complain, I'm in third place.

[Al the Vykker]

*Ok here we go*

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Ha! The Musician prevails!

[GrigtheSlig]

Maybe we should do seconds instead of dashes...

Max and me are tied for third! *Licks lips* Hi Joshy!

GrigtheSlig

[Silversnow]

Whee!
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Bah...

[lindsey]

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man I stink at this

[Codek]

Ok lets have another shot at this. This time I'll try not to burst my lungs by taking in too much air.

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Ahh, that's better!