Opening Of First Oddworldforum Hold Your Breath Contest
Haha stole this from another forum but here goes:
Welcome to the First : Oddworldforum Hold Your Breath Contest! [Rules] 1. Hold down the "-" key while holding your breath, then let go of it as soon as you start breathing again. 2. Don't Cheat! [Prizes] Gand Prize Winner: Become the next admin (not guranteered) First Prize Winner: Become the next super mod (too bad Peter give up your place muahaha) Second Prize Winner: Become moderator of the Necrum Burial Ground (who doesnt like the Necrum Burial Ground^^) Third Prize Winner: Sex with me ^^ (depends...) [Warning! : Many serious injures can occur if holding your breath for to long. If you result dead or injured, it is not my fault.] |
Ok here goes
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That was, errr, fun? *Now has 1 abnormal lung* |
Sounds fun. Oh, and if I get third prize, I'll gladly give it to someone else.:D
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OK, I can do this!
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ookkayyy....
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Ahh shit my lung hurts! |
my record is 3min16... I will do this later when I have more time :fuzwink:
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I messed up my first attempt because I took too much air into my lungs. The pressure made this horrid tingling sensation, that slowly turned to pain.
Never again will I risk my life for one of Joshy's "fun threads". |
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The next model of Death 2000 will also sport chic banners and catchy attitude, as well as feature upgrades like glass panel doors and four setting temperature gauges. Drink Pepsi. |
I'm going for third place :p
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I've never held my breath that long. I seriously was about to pass out. Fuck you, Joshy. Third place beckons. :D EDIT: Hey, that's not fair, I held my breath for one minute, forty five seconds, yet I clearly don't have as many dashes. This isn't really fair, since people have different keyboard speeds (I forget the correct term). Oh well, I shouldn't complain, I'm in third place. |
*Ok here we go*
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Maybe we should do seconds instead of dashes...
Max and me are tied for third! *Licks lips* Hi Joshy! GrigtheSlig :D |
Whee!
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man I stink at this |
Ok lets have another shot at this. This time I'll try not to burst my lungs by taking in too much air.
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