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Excuse me? The evolution supporters get upset and cry about it?
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I have done many a time. Pinky is such a good damn debater!!
My beliefs...ahem;
God...well, she is this being that sits on her ass doing nothing. Her Angels float around and do all the chores such as letting the new arrivals pass the pearly gates.
Heaven...Heaven, clouds and white purity on the surface but underneathe that every persons dream of what they think Heaven is like. From Gaybars to Strip joints, Convents to Institutions. You name it, Heavens got it.
Angels...Angels are basically the worthy dead people. They have to be in Heaven for a minimum of 10 years before they can be promoted to Angels. All different ethnic groups can be Angels and all different sexualities etc. When on Earth in their natural form however Angels emit a bright light off their skin. So they basically look like people shaped lights.
Lucifer...Lucifer, the king of Hell. Works IMMENSLY hard running Hell, it is very hot down there (Thankfully he has air conditioning). He gets 90% of the worlds dead. Many of them though are merely down in Hell for a certain period of time, before sent to the Elders to be reincarnated. If they offend twice more they will spend their eternity in Hell. Once reincarnated the people do not recolect what happened in their previous life/afterlife. Many of the dead have to hack away at the Brimstone that surrounds Hell, creating new rooms for the born Demons that live there. The Dead that have been good for 20 years get easier jobs, such as designing the rooms and bars and so on and so forth.
Hell...Gigantic and Hot. Many rooms created by the prisoners. Two transport rooms were the 'Angels' of the apocalypse go to get to the surface of Earth. One room which is Oblivion's quaters. Lucifer's personal appartment. Lucifers throne room, were the dead come to be judged, so on and so forth (This is also the place they come to straight after being judged by the Receptionists. They usually drop down through the ceiling.). Many Casino's etc litter Hell for the amusement of the native Demons.
'Angels'...There are many Angels. Most act as prison guards but the higher ranking one's (Death, Pestilence, Famine, War & Michail.) have the job of capturing escaped convicts and 'bringing' them back.
Elders...The judge whether you should stay in Hell or be reincarnated.
Receptionists...They have the say whether you should go to Heaven, Hell or reincarnated. If they are indecisive they will get a 2nd opinion from one of the Elders.
Oblivion...A watery mass of neutral evil. He devours the outkasts from Hell, those who have attempted murder on the king of Hell himself will immediatly be sent to Oblivion. Who will devour them or turn them into liquid themselves to be stored for a later date.
Ok...so many of these ideas are from my game. But still *Shrugs* it sounds better than God = Good, Devil = Bad. I mean please. Since when was it as simple as that!!