Hey guys

Skyler · #1 10-04-2009, 02:35 PM

Hey guys, I'm Skyler from Amsterdam, I see this is a very interesting forum that covers many odd topics. I was an Oddworld fan a while ago, but I thought Oddworld was dead until reading somewhere about it coming to PSN. I decided to search for more Oddworld news, and found this forum.

Hobo · #2 10-04-2009, 02:36 PM

Hi Skyler!

***Wil*** · #3 10-04-2009, 02:37 PM

Hey Skyler, welcome to the Oddworld Forums. Don't be scared off too early, give us a chance.

Bullet Magnet · #4 10-04-2009, 02:38 PM

You're just in time! What marine arthropod would you like to be fused to?

OddjobAbe · #5 10-04-2009, 02:42 PM

If you're offended or intimidated by bawdy humour and foul language, eff off. If not, enjoy your stay. If you are familiar with avantgarde music, enjoy your posrep.

Skyler · #6 10-04-2009, 02:46 PM

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Hey Skyler, welcome to the Oddworld Forums. Don't be scared off too early, give us a chance.

Scared off? Are the members of this forum as odd as the games they are fans of? I just joined, and I already spotted someone with a Soulstrom brew tattoo on their arm. I mean, Oddworld is a nice game, but that's just taking things a bit too far.

OddjobAbe · #7 10-04-2009, 02:47 PM

As long as they're happy with it.

Wings of Fire · #8 10-04-2009, 02:47 PM

Max wants to give Stranger oral sex, careful who you talk to round here new life partner.

Bullet Magnet · #9 10-04-2009, 02:50 PM

Still waiting on the go-ahead for your fusing.

Pilot · #10 10-04-2009, 02:52 PM

Skyler, Welcome. Have you read my blog?

shaman · #11 10-04-2009, 02:55 PM

Welcome. Your initiation ceremony time has been set at daybreak tomorrow.

Skyler · #12 10-04-2009, 03:08 PM

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Skyler, Welcome. Have you read my blog?

Taking things too far...with Pilot. And the rest of the forum, by the looks of it.

Pilot · #13 10-04-2009, 03:09 PM

Good boy.

***Wil*** · #14 10-04-2009, 03:10 PM

Unfortunately, Skyler, this is what happens when OWI do so little for so long. We end up with Pilot.

shaman · #15 10-04-2009, 03:12 PM

Trapped in the far flung corners of the internet with very little news it's enough to drive any group of people batshit insane.

Pilot · #16 10-04-2009, 03:24 PM

Hey pipe down shaman, Max is talking about something important.

OWI.

mitsur · #17 10-04-2009, 03:30 PM

Welcome.

All of us will come to love or despise you, with no gray in between.

Pilot · #18 10-04-2009, 03:34 PM

Oh please, we all love each other here.

Booze helps.

used:) · #19 10-04-2009, 05:32 PM

Only you love everyone here, Pilot. This place sometimes reminds me of the Shinigami realm.

Anyway, welcome.

OANST · #20 10-05-2009, 06:04 AM

Just set Pilot to ignore. It's the only way to keep your sanity.

MA · #21 10-05-2009, 06:18 AM

piss off newb-

HEY THERE!!

EDIT: here comes AiN. any bets on whether he brings up the spunk incident for the trillionth time?

***Wil*** · #22 10-05-2009, 06:54 AM

Maybe he'll just wave the Italian/Roman flag about a bit.

MeechMunchie · #23 10-05-2009, 08:00 AM

Welcome. Don't try to run, it's too late. Wings has your scent. Enjoy your eternal stay. Also, if you don't like tatoos, don't read this.

Bullet Magnet · #24 10-05-2009, 08:29 AM

Did we scare him off?

OddjobAbe · #25 10-05-2009, 11:48 AM

I don't think he can get over the tattoo. It's too much for him.

OANST · #26 10-05-2009, 11:51 AM

I guess I shouldn't tell him that I tattooed his name on my cock. That rooster has never looked better.

Strike Witch · #27 10-05-2009, 12:20 PM

I'm going to call you Skype.

OANST · #28 10-05-2009, 12:26 PM

I'm going to call you Ghost.

Wings of Fire · #29 10-05-2009, 12:43 PM

I'm going to call you Mat.

OANST · #30 10-05-2009, 01:09 PM

I'm going to call you Voltaire.