Hey guys
 

Hey guys, I'm Skyler from Amsterdam, I see this is a very interesting forum that covers many odd topics. I was an Oddworld fan a while ago, but I thought Oddworld was dead until reading somewhere about it coming to PSN. I decided to search for more Oddworld news, and found this forum.

Hi Skyler!

Hey Skyler, welcome to the Oddworld Forums. Don't be scared off too early, give us a chance.

You're just in time! What marine arthropod would you like to be fused to?

If you're offended or intimidated by bawdy humour and foul language, eff off. If not, enjoy your stay. If you are familiar with avantgarde music, enjoy your posrep.

Scared off? Are the members of this forum as odd as the games they are fans of? I just joined, and I already spotted someone with a Soulstrom brew tattoo on their arm. I mean, Oddworld is a nice game, but that's just taking things a bit too far.

As long as they're happy with it.

Max wants to give Stranger oral sex, careful who you talk to round here new life partner.

Still waiting on the go-ahead for your fusing.

Skyler, Welcome. Have you read my blog?

Welcome. Your initiation ceremony time has been set at daybreak tomorrow.

Taking things too far...with Pilot. And the rest of the forum, by the looks of it.

Good boy.

Unfortunately, Skyler, this is what happens when OWI do so little for so long. We end up with Pilot.

Trapped in the far flung corners of the internet with very little news it's enough to drive any group of people batshit insane.

Hey pipe down shaman, Max is talking about something important.

OWI.

Welcome.

All of us will come to love or despise you, with no gray in between.

Oh please, we all love each other here.

Booze helps.

Only you love everyone here, Pilot. This place sometimes reminds me of the Shinigami realm.

Anyway, welcome.

Just set Pilot to ignore. It's the only way to keep your sanity.

piss off newb-

HEY THERE!!

EDIT: here comes AiN. any bets on whether he brings up the spunk incident for the trillionth time?

Maybe he'll just wave the Italian/Roman flag about a bit.

Welcome. Don't try to run, it's too late. Wings has your scent. Enjoy your eternal stay. Also, if you don't like tatoos, don't read this.

Did we scare him off?

I don't think he can get over the tattoo. It's too much for him.

I guess I shouldn't tell him that I tattooed his name on my cock. That rooster has never looked better.

I'm going to call you Skype.

I'm going to call you Ghost.

I'm going to call you Mat.

I'm going to call you Voltaire.