If you could take 3 things onto an island...

[kin37ik]

if you could take 3 things onto an island with you, what would you take?

[Strike Witch]

A ticket off.

[Havoc]

A fueled plane.
A runway.
A cocktail.

[Hobo]

A doomsday device.

[Wings of Fire]

Exactly the same as Havoc except instead of the cocktail I would bring a pilot

[dripik]

SAM to keep planes off
ASM to keep ships off
Manual for the above two

[Havoc]

Air to Sea missle? Do those exist?

[Bullet Magnet]

A research team, a laboratory and a holiday resort.

[dripik]

Air to Sea missile? Do those exist?

I guess. Originally, I wanted to write Land to Sea Missile, but then I saw that these are called Anti-Sea Missiles (ASM).

[Wings of Fire]

A research team, a laboratory and a holiday resort.

No secret volcanic lair?

You disappoint.

[Havoc]

That's more Splat's thing.

Alternatively I'd bring a tiger, huge villa and cocktail.

[Chubfish]

I'd bring a super fast boat, some fuel for that boat (that never ever runs out) and some drinks.

[Oddey]

A fast computer with unlimited memory and RAM.
A fast internet connection.
An unlimited supply of food.

Did it have to be an island?

[Mac Sirloin]

A toilet.

A porn mag.

A wal mart to steal from.

[Laser]

1) all my friends

2) several kegs of fosters and WKDs

3) loads of CDs and a very large stero

[OddjobAbe]

1) My wife
2) A ticket to the nearest and earliest possible flight home
3) Someone who could make me a pina colada.

[Leto]

Alternatively I'd bring a tiger, plenty of lubricant and one hell of a sore behind.

thur I fixed for you

1) My wife

YOU CHAUVINIST PIG, YOUR WIFE IS NOT A THING

for me, I'd bring a sloth to this wonderful island, and pipes for both of us. we'd just, you know, hang, talk a little.

[used:)]

A stockpile of well made instruments, an attractive and skilled orchestra to play them, and a luxury building/concert hall to put it all in.

[Havoc]

thur I fixed for you.

Well if you want to play it like that then let me fix what you misfixed:

Alternatively I'd bring a tigress, plenty of lubricant and a video camera.

[Salamander]

1) A Bible.
2) Food for three days.
3) Water for three days.
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I wouldn't want to leave. I'd take the Bible for religious reasons (obviously) and the food + water so I don't die straight away.

[Wil]

You’d want to die over a few days. Very good idea.

I would bring a very long bridge to the nearest large landmass, a very long straw to a very large tank of nutritional supplement, and a very long book.

[Salamander]

There would be food and water on the island obviously. Otherwise everyone who didn't say "Food" would die.

[Wings of Fire]

Except for those people who said 'Plane' .

[Mac Sirloin]

A stockpile of well made instruments, an attractive orchestra to play them, and a luxury building/concert hall to put it all in.

Now the question is-who would eat who first?

[dripik]

Now the question is-who would eat who first?

And, of course, who would be the first to make a reality show about it?

...The Musical Cannibals... Sounds pretty original to me.

[Splat]

Grr, someone said my secret base...

So I guess I would take...

1) Food and water for 10,000 people.
2) Trading rites with the nearest mainland.
3) A small city.

When opportunity knocks... Start your own country! And then declare war on the Isle of Man and start empire-building.

[Nate]

In the interests of cleanliness, this has been split off from the diverging topic and renamed.

It's good to be the king.

[mudling]

Well it wouldn't matter for Havoc, he'd be kicked off pretty soon anyway.
Well, I would say:
1. A computer that recharges on solar energy and has internet connection through satellite technology.
2. A boat, so I can go fishing etc.
3. An actual house, complete with clean water and decent food.
I'd actually stay on this island, get away from everyone else, sheesh, I'm turning into a grampa already.
Of course we're assuming this island is populated with all of my freinds and heaps of other decent people, otherwise I'd go isane with lonelyness by a couple of days or so.

[OddYouko]

Crap...lets see.
1. My CD player with an endless supply of batteries.
2. A ton of paper and pencils.
3. Lorne Lanning. Just for the heck of it.

EDIT.

[Laser]

Lorne Lanning?

Why? For the love of God, why?