If you could take 3 things onto an island...
 

if you could take 3 things onto an island with you, what would you take?

A ticket off.

A fueled plane.
A runway.
A cocktail.

A doomsday device.

Exactly the same as Havoc except instead of the cocktail I would bring a pilot :p

SAM to keep planes off
ASM to keep ships off
Manual for the above two

Air to Sea missle? Do those exist? :p

A research team, a laboratory and a holiday resort.

I guess. Originally, I wanted to write Land to Sea Missile, but then I saw that these are called Anti-Sea Missiles (ASM).

No secret volcanic lair?

You disappoint.

That's more Splat's thing.

Alternatively I'd bring a tiger, huge villa and cocktail.

I'd bring a super fast boat, some fuel for that boat (that never ever runs out) and some drinks.

A fast computer with unlimited memory and RAM.
A fast internet connection.
An unlimited supply of food.

Did it have to be an island?

A toilet.

A porn mag.

A wal mart to steal from.

1) all my friends

2) several kegs of fosters and WKDs

3) loads of CDs and a very large stero

1) My wife
2) A ticket to the nearest and earliest possible flight home
3) Someone who could make me a pina colada.

thur I fixed for you

YOU CHAUVINIST PIG, YOUR WIFE IS NOT A THING

for me, I'd bring a sloth to this wonderful island, and pipes for both of us. we'd just, you know, hang, talk a little.

A stockpile of well made instruments, an attractive and skilled orchestra to play them, and a luxury building/concert hall to put it all in.

Well if you want to play it like that then let me fix what you misfixed:

1) A Bible.
2) Food for three days.
3) Water for three days.
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I wouldn't want to leave. I'd take the Bible for religious reasons (obviously) and the food + water so I don't die straight away.

You’d want to die over a few days. Very good idea.

I would bring a very long bridge to the nearest large landmass, a very long straw to a very large tank of nutritional supplement, and a very long book.

There would be food and water on the island obviously. Otherwise everyone who didn't say "Food" would die.

Except for those people who said 'Plane' :D.

Now the question is-who would eat who first?

And, of course, who would be the first to make a reality show about it?

...The Musical Cannibals... Sounds pretty original to me.

Grr, someone said my secret base...

So I guess I would take...

1) Food and water for 10,000 people.
2) Trading rites with the nearest mainland.
3) A small city.

When opportunity knocks... Start your own country! And then declare war on the Isle of Man and start empire-building.

In the interests of cleanliness, this has been split off from the diverging topic and renamed.

It's good to be the king.

Well it wouldn't matter for Havoc, he'd be kicked off pretty soon anyway.
Well, I would say:
1. A computer that recharges on solar energy and has internet connection through satellite technology.
2. A boat, so I can go fishing etc.
3. An actual house, complete with clean water and decent food.
I'd actually stay on this island, get away from everyone else, sheesh, I'm turning into a grampa already.
Of course we're assuming this island is populated with all of my freinds and heaps of other decent people, otherwise I'd go isane with lonelyness by a couple of days or so.

:eek: Crap...lets see.
1. My CD player with an endless supply of batteries.
2. A ton of paper and pencils.
3. Lorne Lanning. Just for the heck of it. :D

EDIT.

Lorne Lanning?

Why? For the love of God, why?