I didn't do it. Oh, hi.

[Anonyman!]

Hey. I'm new. Welcome me.


Seriously though, I'm an old fan of the oddworld games, started with Exodus, and am now drowning in the same "oddpocalypse" many of you seem to be in. I just hope the movies make up for the lack of games. Or whatever they're doing now.


Hi...

[OddYouko]

Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay here.

[OANST]

Hi. I'm a troll.

[Chubfish]

Welcome to the Oddworld Forums.

[Wings of Fire]

Hey mate welcome to the best forum I've ever joined (Is it still considered sucking up if it's true?)

[Alcar]

You did do it, and I can prove it.

*bans*

Alcar...

[Anonyman!]

Hi. I'm a troll.

Congratulations.
I'm proud of you, person I don't know. The first step to fixing your problems is to admit you have one. Though I doubt your going to fix anything. You also appear to share somewhat similar tastes in music with yours truly. Your profile was nice to read. *drools*

You did do it, and I can prove it.

*bans*

Alcar...

Damnit, already? Another one, and only two hours into it. *sigh*


Thanks to all the people who have bothered to post here. I appreciate it and will not track you down and kill.

[Alcar]

Sorry, but I have to ask/complain. Are you without avatar because you are trying to attain some sort of 'anonymity' (ala, your user name)? I so ever do dislike profiles without avatars.

I may be forced into assigning you a generic 'Mudokon with a silly hat' avatar!

Alcar...

[MA]

oh fuck me, please no...

hello, welcome to the forums. oh, and be prepared to be R&S'd by OANST.

- bladdered

[Bullet Magnet]

Welcome to the forums. Try not to provoke the trolls, no matter how subtle or elaborate their entrapments are.

Congratulations.
I'm proud of you, person I don't know. The first step to fixing your problems is to admit you have one. Though I doubt your going to fix anything.

Well, that didn't take long. RIP.

[metroixer]

Welcome to the forums I guess .

[OANST]

Welcome to the forums. Try not to provoke the trolls, no matter how subtle or elaborate their entrapments are.



Well, that didn't take long. RIP.

Oh, come on now. I never troll new people. I always give them a 20 or 30 posts before I make up my mind about the level of torment they must receive.

Jeez, give me a little credit.

[Bullet Magnet]

[OANST]

You and every other lender.

[Anonyman!]

*My thread has just turned into a battle ground. Damn.*


As for alcar...

I am trying to find an avatar, but the limits are restricting my choices. Well, obviously.

[OANST]

And the rockets did glare, the bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night that oanst was still there.

[Alcar]

As for alcar...

I am trying to find an avatar, but the limits are restricting my choices. Well, obviously.

I've decided for you.

Alcar...

[OANST]

He's a battleground state.

[Anonyman!]

Oh... wow. I needed that one.

Is there any reason my post count isn't raising right now?

[OANST]

Posts don't count in welcomes and Birthdays.

[Anonyman!]

..ahh..
♫Gracias, senor.♫

*Is happy he figured out the alt-button combination for music notes.*

Off to a board that matters!

[Bullet Magnet]

D'oh. Well, I came up with this if it's any use.

[Mac Sirloin]

Welcome Anonyman, ignore Mallcops assistant, he's a douchebag.

Enjoy your time here.

[Anonyman!]

Everybody sounds like I'm at a goddamn restaurant or hotel. It's awesome.

[Disgruntled Intern]

I wish you were awesome.

[Anonyman!]

If this is my imaginary hotel, you just got demoted to janitor, and I just took a dump in the lobby. HAHA!
>.>
Nice to meet you as well.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Most janitors make a decent amount of money.

Union.

[Anonyman!]

You still have to pick up my defective lobby feces. That's not going anywhere.

[Mac Sirloin]

I was almost a janitor once.

Really wanted that job too, damn...

[Anonyman!]

Just don't work at my imaginary hotel. I think I've made the reason clear a number of times.
It's quiet during the night here. Unfortunate for a man-bat like me who is mainly nocturnal.