I didn't do it. Oh, hi.
 

Hey. I'm new. Welcome me.


Seriously though, I'm an old fan of the oddworld games, started with Exodus, and am now drowning in the same "oddpocalypse" many of you seem to be in. I just hope the movies make up for the lack of games. Or whatever they're doing now.


Hi...

Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay here. :D

Hi. I'm a troll.

Welcome to the Oddworld Forums.

Hey mate :D welcome to the best forum I've ever joined (Is it still considered sucking up if it's true?)

You did do it, and I can prove it.

*bans*

Alcar...

Congratulations.
I'm proud of you, person I don't know. The first step to fixing your problems is to admit you have one. Though I doubt your going to fix anything. You also appear to share somewhat similar tastes in music with yours truly. Your profile was nice to read. *drools*

Damnit, already? Another one, and only two hours into it. *sigh*


Thanks to all the people who have bothered to post here. I appreciate it and will not track you down and kill.

Sorry, but I have to ask/complain. Are you without avatar because you are trying to attain some sort of 'anonymity' (ala, your user name)? I so ever do dislike profiles without avatars.

I may be forced into assigning you a generic 'Mudokon with a silly hat' avatar! ;)

Alcar...

oh fuck me, please no...

hello, welcome to the forums. oh, and be prepared to be R&S'd by OANST.

- bladdered

Welcome to the forums. Try not to provoke the trolls, no matter how subtle or elaborate their entrapments are.

Well, that didn't take long. RIP.

Welcome to the forums I guess :p.

Oh, come on now. I never troll new people. I always give them a 20 or 30 posts before I make up my mind about the level of torment they must receive.

Jeez, give me a little credit.

You and every other lender.

*My thread has just turned into a battle ground. Damn.*


As for alcar...

I am trying to find an avatar, but the limits are restricting my choices. Well, obviously.

And the rockets did glare, the bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night that oanst was still there.

I've decided for you.

Alcar...

He's a battleground state.

Oh... wow. I needed that one.

Is there any reason my post count isn't raising right now?

Posts don't count in welcomes and Birthdays.

..ahh..
♫Gracias, senor.♫

*Is happy he figured out the alt-button combination for music notes.*

Off to a board that matters!

D'oh. Well, I came up with this if it's any use.

Welcome Anonyman, ignore Mallcops assistant, he's a douchebag.

Enjoy your time here.

Everybody sounds like I'm at a goddamn restaurant or hotel. It's awesome.

I wish you were awesome.

If this is my imaginary hotel, you just got demoted to janitor, and I just took a dump in the lobby. HAHA!
>.>
Nice to meet you as well.

Most janitors make a decent amount of money.

Union.

You still have to pick up my defective lobby feces. That's not going anywhere.

I was almost a janitor once.

Really wanted that job too, damn...

Just don't work at my imaginary hotel. I think I've made the reason clear a number of times.
It's quiet during the night here. Unfortunate for a man-bat like me who is mainly nocturnal.