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FRANCE:
Welcome to France!, here in france you may visit the Eiffel Tower what ever you do don't try commit suicide on this as they have placed fences over the windows and you will have to pay a fine for killing yourself also while in france you may notice women shave thier pit's if you notice this you are a pervert and should be hung.
While in France if you go to Paris the only way to punish your children is to bring them on a tour of the louve the MOST BORING place on earth here you will realise why you never took an interest in art and you will want to go back to the Eiffell tower and try break through the fences around the windows to commit suicide again.
You'll also notice that french men all sound homosexual at first you will be sceptical that it's just they're accent before seeing all the men hugging and kissing and running
naked on the street calling this march "Gay pride day". If you decide to eat food while your'e here do not go to a restaurant!, if you ask fr some chips they will give you snails (frances most popular food) you will then say "chips" in french and they will still give you snails, while in Disneyland aris you will realise that the prices are rediculas and that everything is a waste of time only then will you realise that toget on a plane out of France you must eat SNAILS!!!!
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