Request a country get it dissed!
This is mighty popular on the forum I origannaly posted this on I'll do Ireland first you guy's request the rest!
IRELAND: Welcome to Ireland here you may think you saw a leprochaun and will try to catch him before realising that he is a guy here to greet the visitors dressed up, on St. Paddys day make sure to bring a jacket and umbrella because the so-called "lucky" Ireland alway's is pissing with rain (yes even if you pray) the green fields of Ireland are usually filled to the brim with cow sh** so I recommend not stepping in any green areas while your here and lastly Ireland is also famous for it's beautiful rainbows and lovely landscape but we are still cheap pri** the prices here rival how much you cost!. Enjoy your stay in Ireland and thank you for travelling with Air-Ireland by the way all above 5 must pay 2 euro to get off the plane. Thank you. Request a country get it Dissed! *I tell it like it is* INC. |
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... ... France |
You got it.
FRANCE: Welcome to France!, here in france you may visit the Eiffel Tower what ever you do don't try commit suicide on this as they have placed fences over the windows and you will have to pay a fine for killing yourself also while in france you may notice women shave thier pit's if you notice this you are a pervert and should be hung. While in France if you go to Paris the only way to punish your children is to bring them on a tour of the louve the MOST BORING place on earth here you will realise why you never took an interest in art and you will want to go back to the Eiffell tower and try break through the fences around the windows to commit suicide again. You'll also notice that french men all sound homosexual at first you will be sceptical that it's just they're accent before seeing all the men hugging and kissing and running naked on the street calling this march "Gay pride day". If you decide to eat food while your'e here do not go to a restaurant!, if you ask fr some chips they will give you snails (frances most popular food) you will then say "chips" in french and they will still give you snails, while in Disneyland aris you will realise that the prices are rediculas and that everything is a waste of time only then will you realise that toget on a plane out of France you must eat SNAILS!!!! |
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... ... America |
AMERICA:
Welcome!, to America the big apple...you know I never know why they called it that I think some drunk metaphorical guy came up with it...anyway if you are here to live out your dreams I'm gonna tell ya one thing...GIVE UP! you'll never have a good life if your'e a woman you'll go to america and become a prostitute and die lonely, if your'e a guy however you'll apply for a good job marry a nice girl and then get a highly successful carreer then out of nowhere BOOM! Geore Bush will have pissed off another terroist and the terrorist will make it's own little "Return of the Terrorist" cameo and go O.J Simpson all over by bombing every building in a fifty mile radius!......and you'll die too. I hope you enjoy your'e stay here in America!, Thank you oh by the way your'e wife must be felt everywhere for weapons of mass destruction because Mr. Bush has become parronoid of planes... |
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... ... The Netherlands (easy one) |
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... ... Africa. |
Your mother.
What? It counts... She's as big as a country. Oh, I am so funnae. :rolleyes: |
New York is called the Big Apple, not the entire country. :rolleyes:
Just for kicks... howzabout Canada. |
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Why?
What's wrong with you people? This isn't funny. You hear me? THIS ISN'T FUNNY. Stop encouraging these kinds of things. Jesus tap-dancing Christ's bananas. Just stop. |
Indeed SeaRex. This is technically racism, which is illegal and racism in my view is disgusting and a terrible low. Someone close this please.
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This is shit. Close it.
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