You're all products of our imagination!

[Spirrow]

No, I'm not talking about the Matrix.

I'm talking about the OWF's next lame-game.

It's pretty simple-you turn other Oddworld Forumites into products of any type.

I.E.

Food:
Havoc Hunkies. "Pure tigers haunches."
Rich Retch. "Ate bad food? Let it out and get it over with."
Mitsur Mash.
etc.

It doesn't have to be food.

Kinda lame, but I got bored.

NEW OBJECTIVE: Since everybody like food so much, Make sure to make recipes so we know how to make the crap.

[Leto]

The only thing you can do for me is 'Leto Laxatives'.

[Strike Witch]

Shitty Spirrow Spamcakes.

[Spirrow]

Easy.

Leto Lumps. "Blobby."
Glowi Chops. "Yummy."
Maid Munchies. "Delicious."

EDIT:
Bloated Ghost Pies. "Disgusting."

[Leto]

Mother Ghost's Personal PMS Reduction Tablets

Ghost's Loli-Cake

[Spirrow]

Easy again.

Ghost-ing Frost-ing "Fake."
Mama Mitsur smack snacks. "Made with 100% pure Mitsur meat."
Sander Sandies. "Like cookies."

[Wings of Fire]

WoFfles?

[Wil]

Spirroids—now banned from all major sports events!

Super Munchies! This product will shortly be rebranding.

p.s.
Buffalo Wings of Fire
Hotter than a Staffordshire man in Glasgow!

[Leto]

olol Max.

Here's one for YOU:

Max Mugs

Ooh, ooh.

[Strike Witch]

Mother Ghost's Personal PMS Reduction Tablets

No fucking way in hell am I ever being a mother.

[Leto]

Don't worry, there is Loli Ghost's Don't Touch Me! Protection Pills just for your market.

[OANST]

Nate's Nuggets.

Need I say more?

[Chubfish]

Chubfish. It's edible!

[Havoc]

Al's Lolipops!

Hobo's - Your homeless cereal!

[Pilot]

The only thing you can do for me is 'Leto Laxatives'.

Leto: For Fast, Effective Relief.

100% Virgin Al-ive Oil

Golden-Dipt® Mug Nuggets

Chubfish. It's edible!

Any don't forget to try new Frosted Chubfish. "Mommy... It's edible?" No, "Mommy, It's Edible!"

Burgldterds Beefy Chunks: They're Old and not so tasty.
*Now with corn!*

[Oddsville]

Oddsville- A retirement home for the retarded...

*feel free to think of something better*

[Pilot]

This is a long shot but....

Oddsville:

McDodd's Villet O' Fuzzle (Think Fillet!)

[abe619]

pie lot: the most delicious product we had , unfortunate for u ,they all have been chub-ed like fish , u can take the ghostly white donuts.
wings of pizza: all birds are extinct , they have all been eaten.

[Spirrow]

This is a long shot but....

Oddsville:

McDodd's Villet O' Fuzzle (Think Fillet!)

You stole my idea.

McDoddvalds. "I'm hatin' it."

Pi-fillet. "WTF!" (Work-Time Fun!)

Max's Homemade meat fluids. "Good to the last Slop."

T-nuts P-nuts. "Picked fresh by T-nex."

Ambi Fillet. "Fish right out of the water." (Some of you may not know Ambi.)

[OANST]

Noone has one for me? You people suck.

[Wil]

From the inventors of ‘Sweet and Sour’:
Cold and Hot!

“Wow! It’s so tasty!!”
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Remember!
Cold and Hot: So Tasty!

[Nemo]

Alcar-Brand Condoms - "They'll never work!"

[Mac Sirloin]

Someone do me. All I can come up with is Kababs and Klown Kakes.

[OANST]

Kastere Oil: It'll make ya squirt.

[Wil]

The first thing that popped into my head was Kastectomy. It’s a radical procedure.

[Spirrow]

Oh, R1Y?

Burgldterds Beefy Chunks: They're Old and not so tasty.
*Now with corn!*

Old and Not So Pasty Pastries. "Made for old men...from old men."

KastKakes. "Not to fast."

Mitsur Blitsurs. "Tough on the mouth...Tougher on the Tummy...Toughest on the way out!"

[OANST]

What about Oanst's Oysters? They're home grown.

[Spirrow]

Or simply:

Roanst Oanst

[abe619]

now in stores , the worst story ever told.
told and not so new.

[Oddsville]

New from OANST Co. - Old and Not so tasty peanuts! "Picked fresh-- 23 years ago!"