You're all products of our imagination!
No, I'm not talking about the Matrix.
I'm talking about the OWF's next lame-game. It's pretty simple-you turn other Oddworld Forumites into products of any type. I.E. Food: Havoc Hunkies. "Pure tigers haunches." Rich Retch. "Ate bad food? Let it out and get it over with." Mitsur Mash. etc. It doesn't have to be food. Kinda lame, but I got bored. NEW OBJECTIVE: Since everybody like food so much, Make sure to make recipes so we know how to make the crap. |
The only thing you can do for me is 'Leto Laxatives'.
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Shitty Spirrow Spamcakes.
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Easy.
Leto Lumps. "Blobby." Glowi Chops. "Yummy." Maid Munchies. "Delicious." EDIT: Bloated Ghost Pies. "Disgusting." |
Mother Ghost's Personal PMS Reduction Tablets
Ghost's Loli-Cake |
Easy again.
Ghost-ing Frost-ing "Fake." Mama Mitsur smack snacks. "Made with 100% pure Mitsur meat." Sander Sandies. "Like cookies." |
WoFfles?
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Spirroids—now banned from all major sports events!
Super Munchies! This product will shortly be rebranding. p.s. Hotter than a Staffordshire man in Glasgow! |
olol Max.
Here's one for YOU: Max Mugs Ooh, ooh. |
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Don't worry, there is Loli Ghost's Don't Touch Me! Protection Pills just for your market.
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Nate's Nuggets.
Need I say more? |
Chubfish. It's edible!
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Al's Lolipops!
Hobo's - Your homeless cereal! |
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100% Virgin Al-ive Oil Golden-Dipt® Mug Nuggets :
Burgldterds Beefy Chunks: They're Old and not so tasty. *Now with corn!* |
Oddsville- A retirement home for the retarded...
*feel free to think of something better* |
This is a long shot but....
Oddsville: McDodd's Villet O' Fuzzle (Think Fillet!) |
pie lot: the most delicious product we had , unfortunate for u ,they all have been chub-ed like fish , u can take the ghostly white donuts.
wings of pizza: all birds are extinct , they have all been eaten. |
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McDoddvalds. "I'm hatin' it." Pi-fillet. "WTF!" (Work-Time Fun!) Max's Homemade meat fluids. "Good to the last Slop." T-nuts P-nuts. "Picked fresh by T-nex." Ambi Fillet. "Fish right out of the water." (Some of you may not know Ambi.) |
Noone has one for me? You people suck.
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From the inventors of ‘Sweet and Sour’:
Cold and Hot! “Wow! It’s so tasty!!” \ :tard: Remember! Cold and Hot: So Tasty! |
Alcar-Brand Condoms - "They'll never work!"
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Someone do me. All I can come up with is Kababs and Klown Kakes.
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Kastere Oil: It'll make ya squirt.
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The first thing that popped into my head was Kastectomy. It’s a radical procedure.
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Oh, R1Y?
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KastKakes. "Not to fast." Mitsur Blitsurs. "Tough on the mouth...Tougher on the Tummy...Toughest on the way out!" |
What about Oanst's Oysters? They're home grown.
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Or simply:
Roanst Oanst |
now in stores , the worst story ever told.
told and not so new. |
New from OANST Co. - Old and Not so tasty peanuts! "Picked fresh-- 23 years ago!"
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