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Spirrow 10-03-2008 12:11 PM

You're all products of our imagination!
 
No, I'm not talking about the Matrix.

I'm talking about the OWF's next lame-game.

It's pretty simple-you turn other Oddworld Forumites into products of any type.

I.E.

Food:
Havoc Hunkies. "Pure tigers haunches."
Rich Retch. "Ate bad food? Let it out and get it over with."
Mitsur Mash.
etc.

It doesn't have to be food.

Kinda lame, but I got bored.

NEW OBJECTIVE: Since everybody like food so much, Make sure to make recipes so we know how to make the crap.

Leto 10-03-2008 12:22 PM

The only thing you can do for me is 'Leto Laxatives'.

Strike Witch 10-03-2008 12:58 PM

Shitty Spirrow Spamcakes.

Spirrow 10-03-2008 12:59 PM

Easy.

Leto Lumps. "Blobby."
Glowi Chops. "Yummy."
Maid Munchies. "Delicious."

EDIT:
Bloated Ghost Pies. "Disgusting."

Leto 10-03-2008 01:00 PM

Mother Ghost's Personal PMS Reduction Tablets

Ghost's Loli-Cake

Spirrow 10-03-2008 01:04 PM

Easy again.

Ghost-ing Frost-ing "Fake."
Mama Mitsur smack snacks. "Made with 100% pure Mitsur meat."
Sander Sandies. "Like cookies."

Wings of Fire 10-03-2008 01:06 PM

WoFfles?

Wil 10-03-2008 01:06 PM

Spirroids—now banned from all major sports events!

Super Munchies! This product will shortly be rebranding.

p.s.
Buffalo Wings of Fire
Hotter than a Staffordshire man in Glasgow!

Leto 10-03-2008 01:15 PM

olol Max.

Here's one for YOU:

Max Mugs

Ooh, ooh.

Strike Witch 10-03-2008 01:30 PM

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Mother Ghost's Personal PMS Reduction Tablets

No fucking way in hell am I ever being a mother.

Leto 10-03-2008 01:33 PM

Don't worry, there is Loli Ghost's Don't Touch Me! Protection Pills just for your market.

OANST 10-03-2008 01:36 PM

Nate's Nuggets.

Need I say more?

Chubfish 10-03-2008 02:21 PM

Chubfish. It's edible!

Havoc 10-03-2008 04:35 PM

Al's Lolipops!

Hobo's - Your homeless cereal!

Pilot 10-03-2008 07:21 PM

:

The only thing you can do for me is 'Leto Laxatives'.

Leto: For Fast, Effective Relief.

100% Virgin Al-ive Oil

Golden-Dipt® Mug Nuggets

:

Chubfish. It's edible!

Any don't forget to try new Frosted Chubfish. "Mommy... It's edible?" No, "Mommy, It's Edible!"

Burgldterds Beefy Chunks: They're Old and not so tasty.
*Now with corn!*

Oddsville 10-03-2008 08:08 PM

Oddsville- A retirement home for the retarded...

*feel free to think of something better*

Pilot 10-03-2008 08:20 PM

This is a long shot but....

Oddsville:

McDodd's Villet O' Fuzzle (Think Fillet!)

abe619 10-03-2008 10:14 PM

pie lot: the most delicious product we had , unfortunate for u ,they all have been chub-ed like fish , u can take the ghostly white donuts.
wings of pizza: all birds are extinct , they have all been eaten.

Spirrow 10-04-2008 05:29 AM

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This is a long shot but....

Oddsville:

McDodd's Villet O' Fuzzle (Think Fillet!)

You stole my idea.

McDoddvalds. "I'm hatin' it."

Pi-fillet. "WTF!" (Work-Time Fun!)

Max's Homemade meat fluids. "Good to the last Slop."

T-nuts P-nuts. "Picked fresh by T-nex."

Ambi Fillet. "Fish right out of the water." (Some of you may not know Ambi.)

OANST 10-04-2008 05:56 AM

Noone has one for me? You people suck.

Wil 10-04-2008 06:06 AM

From the inventors of ‘Sweet and Sour’:
Cold and Hot!

“Wow! It’s so tasty!!”
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:tard:

Remember!
Cold and Hot: So Tasty!

Nemo 10-04-2008 06:21 AM

Alcar-Brand Condoms - "They'll never work!"

Mac Sirloin 10-04-2008 06:38 AM

Someone do me. All I can come up with is Kababs and Klown Kakes.

OANST 10-04-2008 06:48 AM

Kastere Oil: It'll make ya squirt.

Wil 10-04-2008 06:52 AM

The first thing that popped into my head was Kastectomy. It’s a radical procedure.

Spirrow 10-04-2008 06:53 AM

Oh, R1Y?
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Burgldterds Beefy Chunks: They're Old and not so tasty.
*Now with corn!*

Old and Not So Pasty Pastries. "Made for old men...from old men."

KastKakes. "Not to fast."

Mitsur Blitsurs. "Tough on the mouth...Tougher on the Tummy...Toughest on the way out!"

OANST 10-04-2008 07:14 AM

What about Oanst's Oysters? They're home grown.

Spirrow 10-04-2008 07:24 AM

Or simply:

Roanst Oanst

abe619 10-04-2008 07:40 AM

now in stores , the worst story ever told.
told and not so new.

Oddsville 10-04-2008 08:31 AM

New from OANST Co. - Old and Not so tasty peanuts! "Picked fresh-- 23 years ago!"