Watch your step!! Jezus lost his foreskin!

Havoc · #1 12-15-2007, 12:47 PM

Seriously... when we start worrying about shit like this people need to start dying by the dozens.

http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle.../12248886.html

***Nate*** · #2 12-15-2007, 04:40 PM

'Watch your step!'? I thought you were going to say that the church had revealed that Jesus' wang was so enormously large that you could trip over his snipping and injure yourself.

Other than that, the whole 'religious relics' thing is ridiculous.

Strike Witch · #3 12-15-2007, 06:12 PM

Di-Fuckin-Sgusting.

metroixer · #4 12-15-2007, 07:01 PM

God, I'm religious and I call this bullcrap. To be honest, my take is that the emperor was tired or something and probably got the skin from an execution from a spanish guy named Jesus and misinterpreted him as an Angel and the Spanish guy being the real Jesus.

It could happen.

Laser · #5 12-16-2007, 01:31 AM

Blue whale forskin can be used to make an apron

So Jesus' foreskin can be made into a 4 peice dinner suit and a working watch

Zerox · #6 12-16-2007, 08:44 AM

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Locals called it the "paese di fricchettoni" ("village of freaks")

Sounds about right.

MA · #7 12-16-2007, 08:53 AM

a thread totally dedicated to 'The Son of God's' foreskin...sounds quite triumphant till you reach the last word.

why doesn't Jesus pop into the 'Lost & Found' to see if someones handed it in?

Zozo the Zrilufet · #8 12-16-2007, 08:57 AM

O.o...Me thinks I don't wanna click the link. (Ponders clicking it anyways)

Havoc · #9 12-16-2007, 09:52 AM

It's just a news article, woman!!

OANST · #10 12-17-2007, 11:44 AM

Come forth, my son. Venerate me.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #11 12-17-2007, 11:47 AM

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It's just a news article, woman!!

But - but - but -

it involves my God's son's penis' foreskin.

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It's just a news article, woman!!

But - but - but -

it involves my God's son's penis' foreskin.

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Come forth, my son. Venerate me.

No.

OANST · #12 12-17-2007, 01:08 PM

Nice double post, dude.

You're such a dude.

Wings of Fire · #13 12-17-2007, 02:38 PM

Just a thought, he was born Jewish and thus circumcised right but then found God and converted to Christianity and J-Dog never proclaimed Christians had to be circumcised so....couldn't he of like...miracled it back on. Imo this foreskin is rather effective proof against him being the son of God

and yeah its stupid...very very stupid.

OANST · #14 12-17-2007, 02:50 PM

Jesus doesn't love you. His penis does, oh yes. But not his heart. Never his heart.

Wings of Fire · #15 12-17-2007, 03:00 PM

Fair enough, I'm a Buddhist I only wanted him for sex anyway.

Mutual Friend · #16 12-17-2007, 04:21 PM

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Seriously... when we start worrying about shit like this people need to start dying by the dozens.

Such an angry young man, Havoc. You know, if you channelled half of that energy into something more productive you could make a half-decent cleaning lady.

MA · #17 12-17-2007, 04:45 PM

'Jesus loves you!'
everybody else thinks your a cunt.

yes, i saw it on a T-shirt.

Mutual Friend · #18 12-17-2007, 04:48 PM

Slogan T-shirts are naff! And I'm proud to say I own only two.

Hobo · #19 12-17-2007, 04:54 PM

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Slogan T-shirts are naff!

Sounds like a T shirt slogan if ever i heard one.

MA · #20 12-17-2007, 05:00 PM

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Slogan T-shirts are naff! And I'm proud to say I own only two.

you wear cardigans instead.

Havoc · #21 12-18-2007, 12:05 AM

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Such an angry young man, Havoc. You know, if you channelled half of that energy into something more productive you could make a half-decent cleaning lady.

Doesn't make my statement any less true.

Salamander · #22 12-18-2007, 01:36 AM

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Just a thought, he was born Jewish and thus circumcised right but then found God and converted to Christianity and J-Dog never proclaimed Christians had to be circumcised so....couldn't he of like...miracled it back on. Imo this foreskin is rather effective proof against him being the son of God

and yeah its stupid...very very stupid.

Christianity didn't emerge until after Jesus' death (and then subsequent resurrection).

I find this very hard to believe, very hard to believe.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #23 12-18-2007, 08:21 AM

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Nice double post, dude.

You're such a dude.

XD I swear, that was a freak accident post.

Laydee.

skillyaslig · #24 12-18-2007, 10:08 PM

Holy cabbage leaves, thats just plain nasty.
Who the hell would even want that in a Museum??
Double yuck *gag*

***Nate*** · #25 12-19-2007, 03:48 PM

*makes terrible joke about skillyaslig working on her gag reflex*

*bans himself*

Hobo · #26 12-19-2007, 04:00 PM

I'll help you with that there ban..OH HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BAN NATE HOW UNFAIR

Godlesswanderer · #27 12-22-2007, 02:27 PM

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this yet.

"It was displayed every year on Jan. 1, the Feast of the Holy Circumcision."

That's got to be one nasty as hell feast.

***Nate*** · #28 12-22-2007, 10:22 PM

Maybe someone thought it was a spare bit of beef jerky?