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Havoc 12-15-2007 12:47 PM
Watch your step!! Jezus lost his foreskin!
 
Seriously... when we start worrying about shit like this people need to start dying by the dozens.

http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle.../12248886.html

Nate 12-15-2007 04:40 PM
'Watch your step!'? I thought you were going to say that the church had revealed that Jesus' wang was so enormously large that you could trip over his snipping and injure yourself.

Other than that, the whole 'religious relics' thing is ridiculous.

Strike Witch 12-15-2007 06:12 PM
Di-Fuckin-Sgusting.

metroixer 12-15-2007 07:01 PM
God, I'm religious and I call this bullcrap. To be honest, my take is that the emperor was tired or something and probably got the skin from an execution from a spanish guy named Jesus and misinterpreted him as an Angel and the Spanish guy being the real Jesus.

It could happen.

Laser 12-16-2007 01:31 AM
Blue whale forskin can be used to make an apron

So Jesus' foreskin can be made into a 4 peice dinner suit and a working watch

Zerox 12-16-2007 08:44 AM
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Locals called it the "paese di fricchettoni" ("village of freaks")
Sounds about right.

MA 12-16-2007 08:53 AM
a thread totally dedicated to 'The Son of God's' foreskin...sounds quite triumphant till you reach the last word.

why doesn't Jesus pop into the 'Lost & Found' to see if someones handed it in?

Zozo the Zrilufet 12-16-2007 08:57 AM
O.o...Me thinks I don't wanna click the link. (Ponders clicking it anyways)

Havoc 12-16-2007 09:52 AM
It's just a news article, woman!!

OANST 12-17-2007 11:44 AM
Come forth, my son. Venerate me.

Zozo the Zrilufet 12-17-2007 11:47 AM
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It's just a news article, woman!!
But - but - but - :(it involves my God's son's penis' foreskin.

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It's just a news article, woman!!
But - but - but - :(it involves my God's son's penis' foreskin.

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Come forth, my son. Venerate me.
No.

OANST 12-17-2007 01:08 PM
Nice double post, dude.

You're such a dude.

Wings of Fire 12-17-2007 02:38 PM
Just a thought, he was born Jewish and thus circumcised right but then found God and converted to Christianity and J-Dog never proclaimed Christians had to be circumcised so....couldn't he of like...miracled it back on. Imo this foreskin is rather effective proof against him being the son of God :p and yeah its stupid...very very stupid.

OANST 12-17-2007 02:50 PM
Jesus doesn't love you. His penis does, oh yes. But not his heart. Never his heart.

Wings of Fire 12-17-2007 03:00 PM
Fair enough, I'm a Buddhist I only wanted him for sex anyway.

Mutual Friend 12-17-2007 04:21 PM
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Seriously... when we start worrying about shit like this people need to start dying by the dozens.
Such an angry young man, Havoc. You know, if you channelled half of that energy into something more productive you could make a half-decent cleaning lady.

MA 12-17-2007 04:45 PM
'Jesus loves you!'
everybody else thinks your a cunt.

yes, i saw it on a T-shirt.

Mutual Friend 12-17-2007 04:48 PM
Slogan T-shirts are naff! And I'm proud to say I own only two. :)

Hobo 12-17-2007 04:54 PM
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Slogan T-shirts are naff!
Sounds like a T shirt slogan if ever i heard one.

MA 12-17-2007 05:00 PM
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Slogan T-shirts are naff! And I'm proud to say I own only two. :)
you wear cardigans instead.

Havoc 12-18-2007 12:05 AM
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Such an angry young man, Havoc. You know, if you channelled half of that energy into something more productive you could make a half-decent cleaning lady.
Doesn't make my statement any less true.

Salamander 12-18-2007 01:36 AM
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Just a thought, he was born Jewish and thus circumcised right but then found God and converted to Christianity and J-Dog never proclaimed Christians had to be circumcised so....couldn't he of like...miracled it back on. Imo this foreskin is rather effective proof against him being the son of God :p and yeah its stupid...very very stupid.
Christianity didn't emerge until after Jesus' death (and then subsequent resurrection).

I find this very hard to believe, very hard to believe.

Zozo the Zrilufet 12-18-2007 08:21 AM
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Nice double post, dude.

You're such a dude.
XD I swear, that was a freak accident post.

:pLaydee.

skillyaslig 12-18-2007 10:08 PM
Holy cabbage leaves, thats just plain nasty.
Who the hell would even want that in a Museum??
Double yuck *gag*

Nate 12-19-2007 03:48 PM
*makes terrible joke about skillyaslig working on her gag reflex*

*bans himself*

Hobo 12-19-2007 04:00 PM
I'll help you with that there ban..OH HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BAN NATE HOW UNFAIR

Godlesswanderer 12-22-2007 02:27 PM
I'm surprised no one has mentioned this yet.

"It was displayed every year on Jan. 1, the Feast of the Holy Circumcision."

That's got to be one nasty as hell feast.

Nate 12-22-2007 10:22 PM
Maybe someone thought it was a spare bit of beef jerky?