Words That Would Best Describe Coffee

[Mac Sirloin]

I say: Acrid.

But maybe thats the Insomnia Talking.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

.....Not very much of a topic, I think the lack of sleep is driving you insane.

[Wil]

I choose ‘rank’, but that’s just me.

[Havoc]

I'd say; Guheraaaaaaaaahhhhhhh... as that is the first thing to go through my mind when I take my first sip off coffee on a day.

[Laser]

i say: Brown

[Chubfish]

I say: hot. If it spills on you.

[Mac Sirloin]

I have another.

"Cocaine" because Coffee is from Columbia and Columbia has a lot of that which fuels a rock and roll clown.

[Marvak]

I would probably say: yuck.
I personally prefer tea. Iced tea, yummeh.

[Nate]

Strong, hot coffee + Cat Empire plugged loud into my ears = HEAVEN.

[Mac Sirloin]

Any music from the Madness combat series will give me an adrenaline supercharge.
Its awesome.

[Hobo]

Do you folks like coffee?

Real coffee, from the hills OF COLUMBIA

[Mac Sirloin]

A cup of blackened blood.

(Dying, Dying

Your dying for a cup.

[Abraham Lure]

What words go into my head when I see coffee:

Brown.
Frothy.
Looks good, I'll have it now rather than wait for it to cool down.
That'll help me with staying up late tonight.
Morning.
Hot.

What words go into my head when I drink coffee:

Mmm...
Bitter.
Needs more sugar.
Aw man, look at all that syrup left.
Drink.
Hot.
Aw man, it's gone cold. Ugh!

[Fortesque13]

If it's a cup of coffee made by me... "HELP! SOMEONE GET THE TASTE OUTTA MY MOUTH!"
But otherwise... "mmmmmm"

[Mutual Friend]

Bitter.

x10

[Patrick Vykkers]

Something I don't drink.

[Mutual Friend]

Bit vague, innit?

[speed the scrab]

Black tasty sometimes creamy and most of all GOOD!

[Zerox]

Liquid s*it.

...sorry, I just couldn't resist.

[Mutual Friend]

If you've ever encountered liquid shit, you wouldn't go about calling coffee as such.

[mitsur]

Somethingthatihaven'taquiredatasteforyet

Is that still one word?

[Chubfish]

If you hyphenate it in certain places I guess it is.

Another word for coffee: Irritating. Well it is for me, because my brother always spills it on everything in my room with his clumsy 14 year old grip.

[Alf Shall Rise]

1337.

10char

[Mutual Friend]

If you hyphenate it in certain places I guess it is.

Another word for coffee: Irritating. Well it is for me, because my brother always spills it on everything in my room with his clumsy 14 year old grip.

As opposed to your delicate, pixie 13 year-old grip.

[Nate]

Don't you know that puberty destroys the mug-holding reflex?

[skillya_glowi]

Coffee = Love.

Unless it has sugar or milk/cream(er) in it.

[Mac Sirloin]

Liquid s*it.

...sorry, I just couldn't resist.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kscWc5IoW...elated&search=

Not quite, but I needed an oppurtunity to put that link in.
Zeroxs coffee lord.

[OANST]

I guess I would say bitter.

[Laser]

Do you folks like coffee?

Real coffee, from the hills OF COLUMBIA

Is that the stuff which instead of sugar you put cocaine in?

[Mac Sirloin]

"I am Doctor Rockso! The Rock 'n' Roll Clown! I do cocaine!"

It seems a lot of Metalocalypse jokes are based on Columbian cliches.