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Mac Sirloin 07-26-2007 03:40 AM

Words That Would Best Describe Coffee
 
I say: Acrid.

But maybe thats the Insomnia Talking.

Zozo the Zrilufet 07-26-2007 03:47 AM

:fuzconf:.....:)Not very much of a topic, I think the lack of sleep is driving you insane.

Wil 07-26-2007 03:56 AM

I choose ‘rank’, but that’s just me.

Havoc 07-26-2007 04:02 AM

I'd say; Guheraaaaaaaaahhhhhhh... as that is the first thing to go through my mind when I take my first sip off coffee on a day.

Laser 07-26-2007 04:06 AM

i say: Brown

Chubfish 07-26-2007 04:10 AM

I say: hot. If it spills on you.

Mac Sirloin 07-26-2007 05:12 AM

I have another.

"Cocaine" because Coffee is from Columbia and Columbia has a lot of that which fuels a rock and roll clown.

Marvak 07-26-2007 05:12 AM

I would probably say: yuck.
I personally prefer tea. Iced tea, yummeh.

Nate 07-26-2007 05:38 AM

Strong, hot coffee + Cat Empire plugged loud into my ears = HEAVEN.

Mac Sirloin 07-26-2007 05:58 AM

Any music from the Madness combat series will give me an adrenaline supercharge.
Its awesome.

Hobo 07-26-2007 06:07 AM

Do you folks like coffee?

Real coffee, from the hills OF COLUMBIA

Mac Sirloin 07-26-2007 06:26 AM

A cup of blackened blood.

(Dying, Dying

Your dying for a cup.

Abraham Lure 07-26-2007 09:05 AM

What words go into my head when I see coffee:

Brown.
Frothy.
Looks good, I'll have it now rather than wait for it to cool down.
That'll help me with staying up late tonight.
Morning.
Hot.

What words go into my head when I drink coffee:

Mmm...
Bitter.
Needs more sugar.
Aw man, look at all that syrup left.
Drink.
Hot.
Aw man, it's gone cold. Ugh!

Fortesque13 07-26-2007 09:36 AM

If it's a cup of coffee made by me... "HELP! SOMEONE GET THE TASTE OUTTA MY MOUTH!"
But otherwise... "mmmmmm"

Mutual Friend 07-26-2007 01:12 PM

Bitter.

x10

Patrick Vykkers 07-26-2007 01:31 PM

Something I don't drink.

Mutual Friend 07-26-2007 01:39 PM

Bit vague, innit?

speed the scrab 07-26-2007 01:43 PM

Black tasty sometimes creamy and most of all GOOD!

Zerox 07-27-2007 08:16 AM

Liquid s*it.

...sorry, I just couldn't resist.

Mutual Friend 07-27-2007 09:13 AM

If you've ever encountered liquid shit, you wouldn't go about calling coffee as such.

mitsur 07-27-2007 10:51 AM

Somethingthatihaven'taquiredatasteforyet

Is that still one word?

Chubfish 07-27-2007 10:59 AM

If you hyphenate it in certain places I guess it is.

Another word for coffee: Irritating. Well it is for me, because my brother always spills it on everything in my room with his clumsy 14 year old grip.

Alf Shall Rise 07-27-2007 11:04 AM

1337.

10char

Mutual Friend 07-27-2007 02:01 PM

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If you hyphenate it in certain places I guess it is.

Another word for coffee: Irritating. Well it is for me, because my brother always spills it on everything in my room with his clumsy 14 year old grip.

As opposed to your delicate, pixie 13 year-old grip.

Nate 07-27-2007 06:44 PM

Don't you know that puberty destroys the mug-holding reflex?

skillya_glowi 07-27-2007 07:08 PM

Coffee = Love.

Unless it has sugar or milk/cream(er) in it.

Mac Sirloin 07-29-2007 09:02 AM

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Liquid s*it.

...sorry, I just couldn't resist.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kscWc5IoW...elated&search=

Not quite, but I needed an oppurtunity to put that link in.
Zeroxs coffee lord.

OANST 07-29-2007 09:49 AM

I guess I would say bitter.

Laser 07-29-2007 10:15 AM

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Do you folks like coffee?

Real coffee, from the hills OF COLUMBIA

Is that the stuff which instead of sugar you put cocaine in?

Mac Sirloin 07-29-2007 12:18 PM

"I am Doctor Rockso! The Rock 'n' Roll Clown! I do cocaine!"

It seems a lot of Metalocalypse jokes are based on Columbian cliches.