Chavs

Abe_01 · #1 01-02-2006, 05:20 AM

The chavs are taking over my school, there so annoying becuase they think they own the place and they think they look good wearing burberry. I was outside yesterday and i felt like going to see my old mate Oliver, i walked round to his street and i see him outside with a group of chavs, all the chavs didnt know who i was so they started calling out to me and taunting, if you know how a chav mind works they dont think the one little kid will stand up to you so i just walked right up to them and told them to shut up, they just stood there and continued saying stupid stuff, i turned to walk back home and one of them threw a bottle at me, it was my mate Oliver, just becuase he wants to be in with a group he even turned on me, i hate all of the chavs now and im thinking of puting on all black to annoy them.

Rex Tirano · #2 01-02-2006, 05:24 AM

Firstly, you're probably going to get 'Chav? What's a chav?'.

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Chav is a derogatory slang term in popular usage throughout the UK. It refers to a subculture stereotype of a person who is uneducated, uncultured and prone to antisocial or immoral behaviour. The label is typically, though not exclusively, applied to teenagers and young adults of white working-class or lower-middle class origin. Chav is used for both sexes, where a male chav is sometimes referred to as a chavster and a female as a chavette. ...

Secondly... That's a tad bit sad. Wearing all black to annoy someone you don't know and who, in a month, you really won't care about. I'm not pro-chav, but some of the nicest people I have met are chavs.

- Rexy

Abe 01 · #3 01-02-2006, 05:25 AM

omg copy my name why dont you, now people are going to get confused if its me or you saying this

Rich · #4 01-02-2006, 05:37 AM

I have quite strong feelings about this issue, firstly Rexy hun, his ex-friend threw a bottle at him, for no good reason.

Sounds like a charming group of people to me.

Friendly chavs, the sort who just like wearing shitty clothes and drinking and smoking, I'm guessing the sort Rexy knows, are ok. However, the agressive thugs who just go looking for fights and get arrested daily aren't very nice people.

But wearing black doesn't solve anything, in fact, it makes you like the chavs, trying to provoke people, just for fun, and chance to fight and cause trouble.

Abe 01 · #5 01-02-2006, 05:42 AM

was it a plastic bottle or a glass one?

Rex Tirano · #6 01-02-2006, 05:43 AM

z0mg. Abe01 has made me confuzzled. There's to many Abe 01's! From now on it shall be Abe 01 for Abe 01 and A01 for Abe_01. But I think Petey needs to deal with this. *EmoE sob*

Yes, I sympathise, but wearing all black... //_- EmoE-Points for A01. As long as you've gots some other mateskis it's okies, and if you don't there're loads of people you can be happi with.

And probably, I've met some lovely people who just like wearing the clothes. And I've met some not so nice peoples, but they'reall generally alright when you get to know them.

- Rexy

Rich · #7 01-02-2006, 05:45 AM

I'd say glass. Because:

1. They drink alcohol all day, all week, all year long.
2. He wouldn't have made this fuss over a plastic bottle.

Abe_01 · #8 01-02-2006, 05:52 AM

it was glass and it almost hit me, i didnt have your name to annoy you, i like abe, this is oddworld fourms and i always put _01 and the end of my user names so there you have it

Abe_01 · #9 01-02-2006, 05:55 AM

Is there anyway of changing your name?

metroixer · #10 01-02-2006, 05:58 AM

Well first of all I do have to feel sorry for you that these...uh....chavs you call it? Kinda took away your friend. Alas I agreewith Rexy. What is wearing black gonna do? Only gonna mak you hot from the sun. >_>

Abe 01 · #11 01-02-2006, 06:06 AM

is there a person just called abe?

Rich · #12 01-02-2006, 06:29 AM

No, surprisingly. But get back on topic. Also Abe_01, if you want to ask about a name change, PM SeaRex. I'm sure he'll consider it as you two have similar names.

Also, don't double post.

OANST · #13 01-02-2006, 09:10 AM

what the damn is a chav?

Rex Tirano · #14 01-02-2006, 09:46 AM

FFS OANST. Read the 2nd post in the thread.

I even put up a definition so people wouldn't ask.

- Rexy

Dino · #15 01-02-2006, 10:17 AM

Meh, the day chavs stop making fun of me will be the day I stop making fun of them. I don't know them all on a personal basis so I'm going to be a bastard and assume that they're all twats, sue me.

OANST · #16 01-02-2006, 10:37 AM

Sorry. I thought you were quotin metro and I didn't feel like reading his post again.

Coolmanbizkit · #17 01-02-2006, 12:44 PM

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I'd say glass. Because:

1. They drink alcohol all day, all week, all year long.
2. He wouldn't have made this fuss over a plastic bottle.

Yeah, ALL day... They all have ASBO's too

***Xavier*** · #18 01-02-2006, 01:06 PM

I may have misse a thing
what's wrong with wearing black?

Dipstikk · #19 01-02-2006, 01:16 PM

Post removed by Dipstikk, who admits to being a complete idiot. Sorry, guys.

Dino · #20 01-02-2006, 06:20 PM

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damn cockney-speaking bastards, with their "Eh, whot"'s and their "'Ello, guvna"'s.

If these people still exist, they're probably flogging dodgy cut-and-shut ford fiestas on the forecourt of a Peckham car dealership.

Having millions upon millions of these cheap, tacky, dropout morons who wear baseball caps about as high up their forehead as possible, remain always dressed like a gym teacher, shout abuse at people who look weird to them, have a reputation for stealing mobile phones and shoes, go driving around in "modified" cars with huge exhaust pipes, rediculous spoilers, and pointless bodykits, and go out with the most disgusting whores and jailbait you could ever have the misfortune of laying eyes on, is in my opinion, more significant than these cockney-speaking bastards that we should all apparantly be more annoyed with.

Because of course, it's completely wrong to hate people who make walking down the street a pain in the ass when there are these cockney-speaking bastards whom you've never met, yes?

Nice chavs shouldn't be chavs in all honesty, it is a mistake to be a chav. Nobody dresses like a prisoner, or a tramp... so why dress like someone who is equally as much of a menace to society if you're a decent person? The reality is that the majority of chavs are complete and total wankers, who've popularised being a complete and total wanker. Simple as.

used:) · #21 01-02-2006, 06:48 PM

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OH NO, NOT EVERYONE IN MY CULTURE IS AN UPTIGHT, OVERINTELLIGENT, SNOBBISH PRICK! THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY IS CRUMBLING AT MY FEET!

Get over it, Livingstone. Every culture has its dropouts, its dumbasses, and its failures. You want a travesty? Come over to America, with the wannabe rappers, the fake goths, the snooty preps, the apeish jocks, and then there's me, who nobody else seems to like at all.

So stop bitching. If anything, you should be whining about those damn cockney-speaking bastards, with their "Eh, whot"'s and their "'Ello, guvna"'s.

Thankyou for saving me from an aneurism, Matt.

Nath · #22 01-03-2006, 01:52 AM

I can't stand chavs. I don't know what the 'avs' stands for, but the 'ch' stand for Council House. lol.

As Bender may say "Kill all Chavs"

Rich · #23 01-03-2006, 06:13 AM

*Sigh* You yanks just don't get it. We're not complaining that they're dropouts or failures. We're complaining that they're violent menaces to society.

Your annoying preps listen to shitty music, big deal. Chavs have popularised the UK's violent binge drinking, culture. They've made mugging, theft, assault, underage drinking and drug use, 'happy slapping' (dear God, the idiots...) and many other crimes into a fashion statement.

Assaulting random people is the 'in' thing. I'd rather have your stupid preps and fake goths, thank you very much.

Kimon · #24 01-03-2006, 06:34 AM

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Come over to America, with the wannabe rappers, the fake goths, the snooty preps, the apeish jocks, and then there's me, who nobody else seems to like at all.

Do you really think that those people don't exist in other parts of the world? There's shitheads everywhere, Matt.

Abe 01 · #25 01-03-2006, 09:01 AM

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OH NO, NOT EVERYONE IN MY CULTURE IS AN UPTIGHT, OVERINTELLIGENT, SNOBBISH PRICK! THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY IS CRUMBLING AT MY FEET!

Get over it, Livingstone. Every culture has its dropouts, its dumbasses, and its failures. You want a travesty? Come over to America, with the wannabe rappers, the fake goths, the snooty preps, the apeish jocks, and then there's me, who nobody else seems to like at all.

So stop bitching. If anything, you should be whining about those damn cockney-speaking bastards, with their "Eh, whot"'s and their "'Ello, guvna"'s.

calm down core blimey , and whats rong with me cockney mates, we never done no harm, people in london dont see us as threats to sociaty

Coolmanbizkit · #26 01-03-2006, 09:19 AM

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So stop bitching. If anything, you should be whining about those damn cockney-speaking bastards, with their "Eh, whot"'s and their "'Ello, guvna"'s.

Thats not exactly Cockney, Thats more Eastern London... No-one says that anyway
Its a steriotype, Just like "Tallyho what what! My good man!"
So, Yeah.

***Wil*** · #27 01-03-2006, 05:04 PM

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I may have misse a thing
what's wrong with wearing black?

Nothing, but chavs will assume that if you're wearing black then you're a goth, and they're antisocial, hate-filled biggots, so will therefore hate you.

I used to hate that I lived in an area filled with chavs, back in the days when everybody called them townies. Even we called ourselves townies - you were either a townie or a pikey, which is what we called goths and punks - that said, we weren't all hostile. We scorned and disliked those who were trashy and rebellious. Perhaps, then, we should reinstate the tern townie - and in doing so reminding country-dwellers that people who live in urban areas are called urbanites, not townies - for all people who follow the trends and fashions, and say chavs are the violent, antisocial sub-section of these people.

Rant over.

Dipstikk · #28 01-03-2006, 07:30 PM

I'm gonna remove what I had said in the post. It was a completely pig-headed thing to say, and I realize that. No excuses, just an apology and the hope that you can forgive me.

The stuff I had said was totally uncalled for. I had no idea what Chavs really were, and I rushed in without thinking. I'm sorry.

Dino · #29 01-04-2006, 08:03 PM

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I'm gonna remove what I had said in the post. It was a completely pig-headed thing to say, and I realize that. No excuses, just an apology and the hope that you can forgive me.

The stuff I had said was totally uncalled for. I had no idea what Chavs really were, and I rushed in without thinking. I'm sorry.

*violin music plays*

EMO!

Dipstikk · #30 01-04-2006, 08:27 PM

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*violin music plays*

EMO!

YOU HAVE CONVERTED ME, SIR.