Innocent coincidence...or goverment conspiracy? You decide.
I had a revelation a while ago, and I thought I'd share it with you fine forumers. It's probably just my paranoia over-reacting again, but you never know...
Some people want an Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee movie. I say, "It's already been done!" What's that you say? I do not jest. Simply read as follows.
Imagine, if you will, the masterpiece of gaming that is Abe's Oddysee. Now, recollect the plot, if you can. It should flow something like this:
Abe the mudokon is enslaved at Rupture Farms, along with a load of other mudokons. It is discovered that the boss of Rupture Farms, Mullock, has decided to toss all his, "employees," into the meat grinder, due to profit lows. Abe braves the evil, dimwitted sligs and their ravenous slogs, saves his friends, and destroys the fowl flesh farm. End of game. Roll credits.
Now then, turn your attention to the movie Chicken Run, and it's interesting little plot.
Ginger the chicken is enslaved at Tweedy's Farm, along with a load of other chickens. It is discovered that the boss of Tweedy's Farm, Mrs. Tweedy, has decided to toss all his, "employees," into the meat grinder, due to profit lows. Ginger braves the evil, dimwitted Mr. Tweedy and his ravenous dogs, saves her friends, and destroys the fowl flesh farm. End of movie. Roll credits.
The plot thickens, I dare say.
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Reports of my death have been somewhat exaggerated.
"Is my species of consequence to you now, Mustang? Did you really want my position that badly? Although I can appreciate the vanity of ambition, you should have spent more time planing. Even if you had somehow pulled this off, the counsil would have found you out, and they'd never let an assassin back into their fold." - Pride, FullMetal Alchemist
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