Do you read a book on the toilet?

Joshy · #1 07-16-2005, 11:48 PM

Well do you? honestly, i do read a book while taking a dump.

Hobo · #2 07-17-2005, 12:13 AM

Edited the title to make it a bit nicer.

Joshy · #3 07-17-2005, 12:18 AM

:

Edited the title to make it a bit nicer.

You didnt enter the poll

Hobo · #4 07-17-2005, 12:33 AM

Ah yes! I don't read usually. I'll pick up a magazine or something if i see one, but i'd never go and hunt a book down for the purpose.

Havoc · #5 07-17-2005, 12:46 AM

I'm never on there long enough to read even an artical, let alone a magazine. O.o

Abe16 · #6 07-17-2005, 12:58 AM

Whenevet i feel like I have to go Number 2, I take a good magazine and relax and enjoy.

***Xavier*** · #7 07-17-2005, 01:10 AM

sometimes I read
sometimes I don't

depends if I was reading before having the "need to go"

Rex Tirano · #8 07-17-2005, 01:35 AM

I'm a lady... So I obviously don't...

Well... That'd be a lie. But only because for the 3 or so minutes that I am... Relieving myself, I don't want to stare at the wall. But generally it's a magazine, with a quick article to read.

- Rexy

Leto · #9 07-17-2005, 01:38 AM

What a weird topic, dude. But relevant.

Yeah, I read. I do lots of things on the toilet...

But it doesn't mean I love literature. So I can't really vote.

Facsimile · #10 07-17-2005, 02:05 AM

I have never in my whole life read any kind of book on the toilet. That's ****ing weird.
And I'm never in there long enough, I don't make an occasion out of taking a shit... It's in and out for me.

Rich · #11 07-17-2005, 02:31 AM

:

I have never in my whole life read any kind of book on the toilet. That's ****ing weird.
And I'm never in there long enough, I don't make an occasion out of taking a shit... It's in and out for me.

Same here. Wierd bastards.

***Alcar*** · #12 07-17-2005, 03:06 AM

I haven't done it before, but I don't know, Harry Potter's just come out, so we'll see

Alcar...

Leto · #13 07-17-2005, 03:17 AM

:

Harry Potter's just come out

Yeah, that's shit reading.

Ambiguous.

Silversnow · #14 07-17-2005, 04:41 AM

I've never read a book, but I like to read magazines. Or comics.

big bro boogie · #15 07-17-2005, 04:54 AM

I've got some thick books, but that's all.
And besides, I like meditating over reading.
So just guess my answer.

AquaticAmbi · #16 07-17-2005, 08:15 AM

I don't think I ever have because I'm usually not in there a long enough time to get bored. And I have to admit it grosses me out to a certain extent... I hope you guys lay your magazines, books, and whatnot down somewhere and wash your hands before picking them up again.

When I was little and stayed with relatives, I would never touch any sort of magazine again after seeing my uncle take it into the bathroom. It was disgusting and creeped me out.

Oddish · #17 07-17-2005, 11:26 AM

I always like to read or look at something. If it's interesting I get carryed away and stay longer than usual.

Dino · #18 07-17-2005, 11:40 AM

:

I haven't done it before, but I don't know, Harry Potter's just come out, so we'll see

Alcar...

If I was reading that while sitting on the toilet, I'd take it as a good opportunity to shit on the book, as it is quite possibly the most annoying waste of paper since the patriot act.

But really, can we not do better than this for thread subjects? I mean... what do you read when you're on the john?! Does anyone care?

How about, have you ever seen a UFO while you've been taking a crap? Or... if you could be any more annoying for a day what would you do with your powers?

Jesus.

No I don't read while I'm on the dumphole, and I think it's freaking weird that anyone else does unless they're out of toilet paper.

used:) · #19 07-17-2005, 02:34 PM

Haha. I think Harry Potter is a...pretty good piece of literature I just don't like how there's practically a cult for it. Anyway, I suppose the forums are getting dry, but then again maybe discussing everyone's business on the john will be a new innovative part of human art in later years, decades I hope.

Leto · #20 07-17-2005, 02:45 PM

:

Do you read a book while chucking a shit?

If the title used to be this, I really, really salute you Joshy.

Dark Oddworld · #21 07-17-2005, 06:46 PM

:

I haven't done it before, but I don't know, Harry Potter's just come out, so we'll see

Alcar...

I was just reading Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince on the toilet!

What's scary is that I'm a girl reading on a toilet!

I'm trying to find out who's going to die in this new book so I haven't put the book down since I got it. I'm not even going to put it down for the call of nature!

Yes I am a very obbsesed Harry Potter fan! (But I hate the HP Movies)

Dino · #22 07-17-2005, 06:48 PM

They're killing one of the HP characters?

Well that's brilliant news! I hope it's Ron, he pisses me off... him and that posh girl who wears her anus around her forehead, whatever her name is, Herpies or something.

Gosh I'm nice.

EDIT: Really need to stop saying gosh. Sounds stupid.

used:) · #23 07-17-2005, 06:54 PM

Cho, if so, yes, I hope she dies, she like a female anti christ. A whiny, bratty, snotty, dirt bag bitch. And I agree, the only movie I've liked is the third one because there is a lot of darkness in the books and Chris Columbus made it look all happy-go-lucky. It makes me want top piss on him and shove Home Alone up his cinema ruining ass.

Dark Oddworld · #24 07-17-2005, 06:56 PM

:

They're killing one of the HP characters?

Well that's brilliant news! I hope it's Ron, he pisses me off... him and that posh girl who wears her anus around her forehead, whatever her name is, Herpies or something.

Gosh I'm nice.

EDIT: Really need to stop saying gosh. Sounds stupid.

That's what they created god for!

Dino · #25 07-17-2005, 07:16 PM

:

That's what they created god for!

What are you on about?

Dark Oddworld · #26 07-17-2005, 07:20 PM

:

What are you on about?

They created the almightly god so that we could replace the word Gosh with God and Gosh darn it with God Damn it!

Dino · #27 07-17-2005, 07:38 PM

used:) · #28 07-17-2005, 07:41 PM

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=gosh

Happy?

Dark Oddworld · #29 07-17-2005, 07:42 PM

:

So true! ^_^

Joshy · #30 07-17-2005, 09:35 PM

:

If the title used to be this, I really, really salute you Joshy.

It was but Hobo changed it since it was "inappropirate" i guess.