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Joshy 07-16-2005 11:48 PM

Do you read a book on the toilet?
 
Well do you? honestly, i do read a book while taking a dump.

Hobo 07-17-2005 12:13 AM

Edited the title to make it a bit nicer.

Joshy 07-17-2005 12:18 AM

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Edited the title to make it a bit nicer.

You didnt enter the poll :)

Hobo 07-17-2005 12:33 AM

Ah yes! I don't read usually. I'll pick up a magazine or something if i see one, but i'd never go and hunt a book down for the purpose.

Havoc 07-17-2005 12:46 AM

I'm never on there long enough to read even an artical, let alone a magazine. O.o

Abe16 07-17-2005 12:58 AM

Whenevet i feel like I have to go Number 2, I take a good magazine and relax and enjoy. :lol:

Xavier 07-17-2005 01:10 AM

sometimes I read
sometimes I don't

depends if I was reading before having the "need to go"

Rex Tirano 07-17-2005 01:35 AM

I'm a lady... So I obviously don't...

Well... That'd be a lie. But only because for the 3 or so minutes that I am... Relieving myself, I don't want to stare at the wall. But generally it's a magazine, with a quick article to read.

- Rexy

Leto 07-17-2005 01:38 AM

What a weird topic, dude. But relevant. :p

Yeah, I read. I do lots of things on the toilet... ;) But it doesn't mean I love literature. So I can't really vote.

Facsimile 07-17-2005 02:05 AM

I have never in my whole life read any kind of book on the toilet. That's ****ing weird.
And I'm never in there long enough, I don't make an occasion out of taking a shit... It's in and out for me.

Rich 07-17-2005 02:31 AM

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I have never in my whole life read any kind of book on the toilet. That's ****ing weird.
And I'm never in there long enough, I don't make an occasion out of taking a shit... It's in and out for me.

Same here. Wierd bastards. :p

Alcar 07-17-2005 03:06 AM

I haven't done it before, but I don't know, Harry Potter's just come out, so we'll see :p

Alcar...

Leto 07-17-2005 03:17 AM

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Harry Potter's just come out
Yeah, that's shit reading. ;)

Ambiguous.

Silversnow 07-17-2005 04:41 AM

I've never read a book, but I like to read magazines. Or comics.

big bro boogie 07-17-2005 04:54 AM

I've got some thick books, but that's all.
And besides, I like meditating over reading.
So just guess my answer.:D

AquaticAmbi 07-17-2005 08:15 AM

I don't think I ever have because I'm usually not in there a long enough time to get bored. And I have to admit it grosses me out to a certain extent... I hope you guys lay your magazines, books, and whatnot down somewhere and wash your hands before picking them up again.

When I was little and stayed with relatives, I would never touch any sort of magazine again after seeing my uncle take it into the bathroom. It was disgusting and creeped me out.

Oddish 07-17-2005 11:26 AM

I always like to read or look at something. If it's interesting I get carryed away and stay longer than usual.

Dino 07-17-2005 11:40 AM

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I haven't done it before, but I don't know, Harry Potter's just come out, so we'll see :p

Alcar...

If I was reading that while sitting on the toilet, I'd take it as a good opportunity to shit on the book, as it is quite possibly the most annoying waste of paper since the patriot act.

But really, can we not do better than this for thread subjects? I mean... what do you read when you're on the john?! Does anyone care?

How about, have you ever seen a UFO while you've been taking a crap? Or... if you could be any more annoying for a day what would you do with your powers?

Jesus.

No I don't read while I'm on the dumphole, and I think it's freaking weird that anyone else does unless they're out of toilet paper.

used:) 07-17-2005 02:34 PM

Haha. I think Harry Potter is a...pretty good piece of literature I just don't like how there's practically a cult for it. Anyway, I suppose the forums are getting dry, but then again maybe discussing everyone's business on the john will be a new innovative part of human art in later years, decades I hope.

Leto 07-17-2005 02:45 PM

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Do you read a book while chucking a shit?
If the title used to be this, I really, really salute you Joshy. :D

Dark Oddworld 07-17-2005 06:46 PM

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I haven't done it before, but I don't know, Harry Potter's just come out, so we'll see :p

Alcar...

I was just reading Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince on the toilet!

What's scary is that I'm a girl reading on a toilet!

I'm trying to find out who's going to die in this new book so I haven't put the book down since I got it. I'm not even going to put it down for the call of nature!

Yes I am a very obbsesed Harry Potter fan! (But I hate the HP Movies)

Dino 07-17-2005 06:48 PM

They're killing one of the HP characters?

Well that's brilliant news! I hope it's Ron, he pisses me off... him and that posh girl who wears her anus around her forehead, whatever her name is, Herpies or something.

Gosh I'm nice. :D

EDIT: Really need to stop saying gosh. Sounds stupid.

used:) 07-17-2005 06:54 PM

Cho, if so, yes, I hope she dies, she like a female anti christ. A whiny, bratty, snotty, dirt bag bitch. And I agree, the only movie I've liked is the third one because there is a lot of darkness in the books and Chris Columbus made it look all happy-go-lucky. It makes me want top piss on him and shove Home Alone up his cinema ruining ass.

Dark Oddworld 07-17-2005 06:56 PM

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They're killing one of the HP characters?

Well that's brilliant news! I hope it's Ron, he pisses me off... him and that posh girl who wears her anus around her forehead, whatever her name is, Herpies or something.

Gosh I'm nice. :D

EDIT: Really need to stop saying gosh. Sounds stupid.

That's what they created god for!

Dino 07-17-2005 07:16 PM

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That's what they created god for!

What are you on about?

Dark Oddworld 07-17-2005 07:20 PM

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What are you on about?

They created the almightly god so that we could replace the word Gosh with God and Gosh darn it with God Damn it!

Dino 07-17-2005 07:38 PM

o_0

Right.

But I still think you're slightly bananas. (copyright 2004 codek)

used:) 07-17-2005 07:41 PM

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=gosh

Happy?

Dark Oddworld 07-17-2005 07:42 PM

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o_0

Right.

But I still think you're slightly bananas. (copyright 2004 codek)

So true! ^_^

Joshy 07-17-2005 09:35 PM

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If the title used to be this, I really, really salute you Joshy. :D

It was but Hobo changed it since it was "inappropirate" i guess.