Thanks for that Jacob. Even though my mom caught me talking to my penis, and was extremely disturbed when it talked back, I think you have helped it survive for another 10 seconds.
Soooooo........my question,
Dear Jacob,
I was once a very pretty man, back in the day. One Christmas, my mother bought me a sledge hammer. I was so excited that I bashed my face in with it. I now look like a Chinese carp, you know, with my face all messed up and the like. My face has tried to regain its overlly cute appeal, but each time I smash the sledge hammer across it. I have tried Nicceret, and now I am addicted to cigarretes. Nothing seems to work. I'm starting to think that I should smash the sledge hammer, but with what? If I use another hammer I'll just start hitting myself again. I have nowhere to turn.
What should I do?
~TEX
