Limpknot: Next Caller!?
*dials phone*
Ring. Ring. RING!
"Hello, doc? Yeah I wanna ask ya if you can help me buds, they've been drinking brew and now they're trying to go and join a GLUKKON! This is really weird, 'cause they want to find this Molluck2 guy, and they're talking funny! Can you help them?"
Limpknot: Hmm, that's a tough one...maybe you should let them join! So they can get rid of annoying, wining mudokons like you! The world would be a better place. Better yet, why don't you get drunk with them and sing 99 stupid drunk mudokons who are going to be slaves again on the Wall! Why not use that magical farted gas that Abe has jammed up his butt!!!? Next caller!!?
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