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12-21-2012, 05:35 PM
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I like Armored Core 2.
I like it too. It's a really well done game. But just starting out, not knowing how to pilot my terible unupgraded mech, and seeing sometimes 10,000 Digital Dollars going down the digital drain because I shot too many bullets/got hit too many times is like being given a piece of paper someone spat in instead of a report card.

I'm also playing Urban Chaos: Riot Response. It is the greatest video game of all time. You play as a supercop named Nick Mason (but really TORGO DAZZLER because the game lets you change it) who is called in to murder or tase the balls of a city full of arsonists, rapists, cleaver-throwers, fire rapists, cleaver firers, shotgoons, and anthropormorphic rapist cleavers. All you have is your trusty riot shield that can be used to pulp foes and a wide array of improbably accurate firearms. You are joined by wisecracking firemen, beautiful Paramedics and a squawking woman from New Jersey who serves as dispatcher. It's a surprisingly original FPS that is honestly more fun than anything, fucking ANY GAME this generation. It's such a good game it makes me vomit with rage because games are all shitty and everything has been done to death already except the supercop/punsiher genre which is sadly ignored in this age of shooting virtual brown people. Pick it up if you have a PS2 and five dollars. It's probably the best thing you'll ever do with your sad non0supercop life. I'm going to go cry myself to sleep holding this FBI badge I drew.
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