1) You are granted an audience with the Almighty Raisin, but can only ask one question. What do you ask?
How's that diet going?
2) You try to infiltrate a Cartelian factory, but are stopped by a Slig guard. What do you give him as a bribe or say as a bluff?
I would say to him:" Hi, handsome! Meet me behind that corner in ten minutes! You go first."
3) If you had to live on Oddworld forever, and could only take three things from Earth with you, what would they be?
My dog...

Well.. she could be in danger of turning into a pie.. my guitar and my friends
4) If you could change one thing on Oddworld, what would it be?
There wouldn't be any fleeches. I HATE fleeches!!!!
5) Say something funny about your favourite creature/character.
eh.. nothing comes in mind..