thread: Talents?
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01-06-2008, 02:21 PM
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Well, well, your all very lucky because having talents is my Speciality! I'll put them in bullet form for convience...
I am double jointed in all my fingers and both of my thumbs
I can make the call of the Wipper-Will
I can perform small acts of telekinesis
I can naturally play the didgeridoo
I'm a swell artist
I can wiggle both of my middle knuckles
I have an amazing diabolical laugh
I'm naturaly very strong
I'm very smart
I can snap without using my thumbs
I can make fart sounds just using my hands
I'm very resistent to the cold
I'm a great gamer
I can shake my hands so fast some of it becomes a blur
I can have selective seeing
Umm....it's late and this is all I can think of for now
I'll post more later.
is that what's on your CV?

OT: according to DI, i am an expert at sodomising livestock, which comes in handy for humans.
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