Breaking News! From Tuesday.
Man walks into a swanky, suspected Italian-named restaurant whereby he rushes to the kitchens, gains possession of a knife and cuts off his own schlong. Doctors were unfortunately unable to re-attach the stabbed-out member, but are left with the moral decision of what to do with the man's giggle stick. Presumably he no longer wants it... but is he really in any state to make such a choice?
Full story here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm
I think there are a lot of important issues bubbling under the surface of this apparently hilarious story which need to be discussed, with as many different terms for a ram-rod utilised as possible.