I wouldn't be able to drastically alter time, Abeguy. I would be able to freeze, slow down, or speed up time to a relatively small degree for a very short period of time. Besides, you can't zap matter out of existence (unless you're an Echthros and follow Madeleine L'Engle's laws of physics), but you can turn it into energy.
It would also be cool to summon creatures. Again, not exactly a superhero trait. More of a godly power. It would be most excellent though.
Oy vey, Abeguy, you shouldn't have gotten me started. My imagination is limitless when it comes to matters such as this. And I have no sense of fairness toward enemies. Bwa ha ha. The day I become a superhero is the day every comicbook villain in the history of time hang up their deathrays and call it quits.
Little did the citizens of Oddworld know, Mac the Janitor was only the mild-mannered alter-ego of the superpowered superhero Sheriff Benson!
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