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: Off-Topic Discussion 01-29-2007, 08:26 AM
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Ooh, Wilt was a great player(in both senses of...

Ooh, Wilt was a great player(in both senses of the word). My favorite ballers are Barkley, Irving, Cassel, and Kevin Garnett.
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-27-2007, 12:42 PM
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What naughty words? You've got a website?

What naughty words?
You've got a website?
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-26-2007, 10:53 AM
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In a time when many things, particularily...

In a time when many things, particularily automobiles, sound like they were named by grabbing syllables out of a hat, its cool that the world's largest landfill has such an evocative and fitting name.
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-26-2007, 05:38 AM
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Fave food: Hamburgers drink: Milk fruit:...

Fave food: Hamburgers
drink: Milk
fruit: Oranges
vegetable: Carrots
ice cream: Tin Roof
candy: Charleston Chew
cereal: Honey Bunches of Oats
number: 80
letter: H
color: Purple
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-25-2007, 11:39 AM
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I made a guy cry with a dutch oven once. It was...

I made a guy cry with a dutch oven once. It was an absolutely heinous crime. The U.N. inspected my bowels for mustard gas afterwards.
: Necrum Burial Grounds 01-24-2007, 11:35 AM
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Like ya got anything better to do, homeskillet? ...

Like ya got anything better to do, homeskillet?
Q:If I call you homeskillet will you call me homeslice?
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-24-2007, 11:32 AM
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The Big Lebowski is one of the funniest movies...

The Big Lebowski is one of the funniest movies ever. If you haven't seen it, you're out of your ****ing element in this thread and you should shut the **** up.
/He fixes the cable?
: Necrum Burial Grounds 01-23-2007, 02:30 PM
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You'd be assassinated. Why do I like reading...

You'd be assassinated.
Why do I like reading erotica more than movies recently?
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-23-2007, 01:15 PM
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I'm the only person here to talk about goofy...

I'm the only person here to talk about goofy weaknesses on a freaking internet forum? Mise well just rename this place chickenshitworldforums.net.
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-23-2007, 05:24 AM
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I read books, screw around on the internet, play...

I read books, screw around on the internet, play Dungeons and Dragons, chores around the house. And if OANST thinks he masturbates copiously...hah!
You don't know copious masturbation until you live...
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-22-2007, 04:13 PM
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I'm embarrassed that I jacked off to the lezbo...

I'm embarrassed that I jacked off to the lezbo scene and the Michelle-Telling-Jim-How-to-feel-tits scene in American Pie 2 on several occasions.
I'm embarrassed that I shoplifted so cavalierly and...
: Welcomes & Birthdays 01-22-2007, 04:00 PM
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Shouldn't I get a dub? Edit:**** that, I was...

Shouldn't I get a dub?
Edit:**** that, I was lurking in '99...I should get a quad vote
: Necrum Burial Grounds 01-22-2007, 01:02 PM
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Great article about the mindblowing drinking...

Great article about the mindblowing drinking ability of Andre the Giant.
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html
Hey, I could drink that much too, if I was 7'2'',...
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-22-2007, 07:15 AM
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Only two of the bands you like don't suck, Slayer...

Only two of the bands you like don't suck, Slayer and Pantera, and one of the other bands is a side project(Necrophagia).
Pantera has been disbanded for going on 6 years now and Slayer hasn't really...
: Necrum Burial Grounds 01-18-2007, 07:08 PM
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Oral? Masturbation? Sounds like freak to me.

Oral? Masturbation?
Sounds like freak to me.
: Necrum Burial Grounds 01-16-2007, 06:06 PM
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Over at IIDB. There have been some pretty choice...

Over at IIDB. There have been some pretty choice comments, here's my fav.

"O really? I thought being a Jedi was a lifelong thing. How many children do you think ol' Yoda is going to have after he...
: Necrum Burial Grounds 01-16-2007, 11:52 AM
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I know, 5 minutes ago I was having a very serious...

I know, 5 minutes ago I was having a very serious discussion about whether or not it was against the Jedi code of being detached and passionless to have sex.
Serious indeed. Hey, all you cat****ers,...
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-16-2007, 07:16 AM
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That new Inspectah Deck album kicks ass. Hey...

That new Inspectah Deck album kicks ass.
Hey lets start the last album you got again!
Me first...
Spawn of Possession:Noctambulant
: Necrum Burial Grounds 01-15-2007, 03:52 PM
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Anime sucks. Period. ...

Anime sucks. Period.
http://www.lensandframes.com/images/contactlens.jpg
: Necrum Burial Grounds 01-15-2007, 12:33 PM
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I saw somebody get kicked by a shetland pony....

I saw somebody get kicked by a shetland pony. Cracked one of his ribs!
/no, he wasn't trying to have sex with it.
: Necrum Burial Grounds 01-14-2007, 07:32 PM
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Okay, now that we're all in the spirit of...

Okay, now that we're all in the spirit of confession and GWAR quoting I have something very important to say...
My jizz tastes great.
: Necrum Burial Grounds 01-13-2007, 12:11 PM
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And I suddenly feel a lot better about my...

And I suddenly feel a lot better about my attraction to older women. Who said OWF was good for nothing?
"This one time, with Peter Pan peanut butter..."
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-13-2007, 10:16 AM
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Warhammer minis? Nah, thats a shit ton of peanuts...

Warhammer minis? Nah, thats a shit ton of peanuts and books.
If I had a cell phone I wouldn't even have anybody to call.
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-13-2007, 10:13 AM
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You ever notice how people who say rap sucks...

You ever notice how people who say rap sucks usually don't know what the **** they're talking about and like modern country? Yeah, don't listen to those people.
Oh, and get the Gatalog.
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-12-2007, 10:12 AM
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I'm sick of mopping up puke at the bar I now work...

I'm sick of mopping up puke at the bar I now work at. Jesus people, check the i.d, don't serve doubles and triples, watch where the drinks are going and cut drunks, young people, and featherweights...
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-09-2007, 12:12 PM
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All of these commercials with potato chip...

All of these commercials with potato chip companies, potato chip companies, bragging about how they use 100 percent sunflower oil, or don't have trans fats, or are baked are getting to me. There...
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-09-2007, 12:07 PM
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iThinkitsucks. Whatever happened to a phone...

iThinkitsucks.
Whatever happened to a phone being a phone? And I wonder how many competitors in this field do it as well if not better, for a lower price.
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-08-2007, 02:26 PM
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I watched it inadvertantly several goddamn times....

I watched it inadvertantly several goddamn times. News stations showed the death squad lynching in prime time repeatedly and without warning. Only in America is soft core pornography considered more...
: Necrum Burial Grounds 01-08-2007, 02:22 PM
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Why the hell would aliens be using Apple...

Why the hell would aliens be using Apple compatible shit?
Men in Black was a lot better. Not as good as the cartoon or comics, though.
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-08-2007, 02:15 PM
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I used to think of it all the good looking...

I used to think of it all the good looking waitresses at where I work as a benefit but now its more of a burden. Especially this great looking 30 something server. Jesus, she pretty much knocks me...

 





 
 
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