Extreme Newbie!
 

Hello Everyone!

I'm a bit nervous but here goes!

I'm ClaireBear... or CB for short! (Has anyone actually "Googled" ClaireBear... there has to be thousand of us girlies using it as a forum tag!... but back to the matter in hand!) I'm posting from the North East of England (born and raised!) and I'm a newly qualified Primary School (Kindergarten?) Teacher struggling to find work at the moment and temping in a call centre.

The reason I'm posting here goes back four years...

...I wasn't really IT literate... I didn't own a PC never mind a games console.. nor did I see the point of gaming, I much prefered being down the pub (sorry thats too British isn't it? I mean bar) with a pint socialising but all that was to change when I started dating a guy who was really into the stuff... he had acclectic game tastes... combat, strategie, everything... and under all these was a copy of Abes's Odyssey... I thought the art work looked amazing and gave it a go!

....To cut a long story short I was hooked!

The artwork and graphics are amazing. The story lines as intricate, detailed and conclusive as any novel I have ever read... although my technical skills may be lacking... I'm a determined little player as I have refused to use cheats until I've been on the verge of throwing the console out of the window!

I just can't wait for more! The new characters on here look amazing! I'm so excited!

Anyway... thats a little about me... what about you?

CB xx

Welcome to the OWF!
I'm VaniLLaKiLLah, the OWF Welcoming Committee (ok, kinda). I'm 16 yrs old, I'm from germany, bla bla,...(for more info check my profile). :fuzwink:

.:VaniLLaKiLLah:.

Thanks!
 

Although I'm new to this forum I do post on other ones.... after reading a few of the posts on "spam" and "how to post" I thought my "Hello" would be classed as spam and ignored!

Thanks for putting my mind at ease VK... I look forward to posting here in the future

CB

And btw... I'm slightly older than 16! You make me feel old VK! ;)

But thats not a bad thing... its more like a big sister thing than a grandma thing! (I'm not that old! :D )

Welcome to the forums ClaireBear, good to see another Oddworld enthusiast :fuzsmile:

Though I should mention that double posting (posting more than once in a row) is considered to be spam, and a warnable offence. Seeing as you're new, and of course, not in tune with our system of rules, there's absolutely no need to do absolutely anything! Fabulous! Bah, just take notice and glance over our splendid rules: http://www.oddworldforums.net/rule.php? :p

Alcar...

I can't believe that double posting is spam!

How do you people post jokes?

I must admit that this is the first police state forum I've come across... I feel like a mokadon!! ;)

I don't think you'll be hearing from CB all too often... I'll break far too many rules and end up barred anyway :(

I thought this place would be great...... innovative, progressive and brilliant like Oddworld games... but...

Never mind!

Whoa whoa whoa now, ClaireBear, you're gonna leave because of a slight double posting warning?

I was gonna say welcome to the forums and all that shtuff, but I guess there's no point now.

Course I'm not going.... but if I'm staying I'm gonna be like Steve Martin in "The Great Escape"... always in isolation or rather barred!

I can't adhear to such rigid rules... I just can't...

I think I should lead the rest of the posters to freedom like the small blue friend of ours!

BTW... Are you people actually all teenagers... is there anyone more like me... ahem... slightly more mature shall we say?

If you guys really are 15 and 16 you have indepth knowledge of history and media well before your times... and to be honest your posting styles are very mature...

...this isn't a grooming site is it? ;) (Again I'm joking...you'll get used to my humour!)

Many of us are in the 15-18 age range here, but there are also many in their 20's.

Anyways, now that you're staying...welcome to the forums, I'm Mac. And I'm cool.

VERY cool.

Opinion not fact! Motion to be stricken Your Honour!

I believe you're cool Mac :-* ... I don't believe you're 15!!!!

And are these not "boards" within the main "forum"?

See how I've edited there! The girl...sorry Bear... learns fast!

Hi.
I'm Red Muse and ,um, I'm 15--soon 16 mind you :p ---and I'm the Muse maniac of the forums!

YaY :|

Okay, enough about me, nobody wants to know anyhow...

Anyway, Welcome ^___^
I hope you enjoy your stay here.

*hands a jar of cookies*
Take a cookie, but be sure to take only one--or else hobo will notice that I stole his cookies.

Tell me about you... I want to know... that sounded very very sick in a certain way sorry!

What I mean is I'm sure you're interesting and if you wanna tell me about you I'd like to know... don't be down on yourself Red!

A bit young for an assistant teacher aren't we. :rolleyes:

I beleive we've already met. But welcome to the forums anyway. TRY, just TRY to follow the rules, even if you find it hard at first. :D

hey am Dis, a fellow northern like your self, welcome to the forum :fuzgrin: i am in 6th forum i like art and snowboarding

My cookies! That's it, you're in for a spanking.

Anyway, I'm hobo. The forum Overlord. Ignore what Alcar and Abe Babe say, thay're just spammers who think they're top of the forum food chain. But they're really right at the bottom. I control all forum fuctions.

Yes.

All.

Right, I'm going back to the Asylum now.

Bye.

i'm tired of saying who i am, ask someone else.

He's ferill.

Talk to him about guns, HALO, guns, airsoft, guns, Oddworld, and guns.

Woo, go me. I'm English. Love tea. And crumpets.

I think she was implying being around the age of 20 - which is obviously young enough to be the sister of a 16 year old.

me 2, isn't that wired :D

I'm Russian. Love coffee, and doughnuts.

I love anything British. Well dont on the description Death, Kudos.

Wow, I'm speechless, what can I say?

Well I suppose I can start by saying that I couldn't have done it without the help of Chris my team manager, and of course there are all the people backstage you don't get to see. Uh... I'd like to thank my Mom, God, and my agent Paul. Also I'd like to point out that it was the nice people at ferill studios who gave all the information for the publication, and for that we would like to give them our biggest thanks.

And thankyou for voting, your appreciation is appreciated! Uhm... *looks at award*, *looks back at the audience* of course if it was in my power I would've given an award to every single one of you that made this possible, uh, but unfortunately that's not possible, so I suppose I'm really recieving this award on their behalf, uhm... so thankyou for this award!

*Crowd applause*

Rule number one: Never let a Scrab preform a Thai Massage on you. You'll be sorry, cuz Scrabs have really pointy feet.

Rule number two: Obey the rules!

Rule number three: Never doublepost!

Rule number four: Never Spam!

Rule number five: Don't be offended by rule two, three, and four!

Rule number six: Have fun hanging around on these wonderful forums!

Riiight...


Anywayz, welcome to these wonderful forums, I hope you'll have a great time around here.

My name is AlphaScrab, my den is in the OW-Help section of these forums. Although nobody comes there anymore. But, if you have questions, make sure you have visited that remote and ghostly area.

ps: Oh, you said you was 16+, but the age-thingy beneath your Avatar says 12.

No, that thing beneath her avatar does not mention her age. It does, however, mention:
Posts: 12 :p

Gee AS, I wonder why that could be! :rolleyes:

And that's not her age, that's her postcount.

Welcome CB! Although I am also brand-spanking new! :)

Like you, I am also very impressed by the level of posting on these boards, regardless of age.

And as you can see by my age, I am *ahem* in my twenties... :) :) It's really irrelevant here though.

I think AS was correct in saying it had 12. But, ClaireBear must have deleted her birthday after AS saw it.

Alcar...

I've noticed the postcount isn't updating very quickly. Perhaps you should change the systemwide postcount refresh intervals to something slightly closer?

Welcome to zee forums CB! I am oddguy. Have a great time here!

"Assistant teacher?" I'm a qualified Primary Teacher (Kindergarten for those of you across the pond!)

I could be a big sister on here... I'm 23!!

I'm so sorry about yesterday.. but I really do like it here... I've got some great "helps" (I don't like to think of them as cheats!) and I love it how you guys really appreciate the skill and precision of the artwork and whole package of the game not just the game play.

Its just that... I KNOW I'll break the rules unintentionally but constantly...... I'll be barred more often than Homer from an "all you can eat" in Springfield!!! :( ;)