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The Crappin' Elum 08-22-2010 05:23 AM

Grow or Shrink
 
What would you choose and why? Personally I would choose 2nd option so I can jump into a girl's cleavage :D (And I'm creeping u out right now :S)

Scraby 08-22-2010 05:29 AM

hm,grow,so i can crush bullies at my school

Dixanadu 08-22-2010 05:35 AM

Shrink, so I could easily slip inside a womans vagina.

Josh 08-22-2010 05:37 AM

I'm fine as I am. I like being tall.

Strike Witch 08-22-2010 05:53 AM

Grow, but only if my body and bones are strengthened and able to support my weight. Then I'd take over the world.

Oddey 08-22-2010 06:12 AM

Shrink sounds very appealing but for other reasons. When one has a small amount of food, just shrink accordingly. When a pool is too small, shrink a bit, and it feels bigger. Shrink a lot and it's like an ocean. Anything that is too small, you can resize yourself to suit the scale.

This is all provided you can go back to normal size. If not, it isn't worth picking either one.

STM 08-22-2010 08:08 AM

If I had to, I'd grow to thirty foot so long as I could support my own weight, I would work as a special elite unit in the British army, hell yeah!

Laser 08-22-2010 08:09 AM

I'd grow a certain part of my body ;)

scrabface 08-22-2010 01:10 PM

def not grow - I don't want to get bombed by tanks so I get driven onto the empire state building where I finally get shot down by some jets. (double-deckers are out)
But I don't want to shrink either.

Bullet Magnet 08-22-2010 02:39 PM

Shrinking would be more useful from a scientific point of view. Speaking of science, such changes in size have very unfortunate consequences.

abe619 08-22-2010 02:51 PM

shrinking, to be dominated by some girl, maybe slide into puss, or between boobs, or down the throat my favorite XD.

OddjobAbe 08-22-2010 03:02 PM

It must be that time of year again.

Scraby 08-22-2010 03:11 PM

im actually high 1.80meters,but i would love to grow higher to scare those guys

abe619 08-22-2010 03:16 PM

I'm average, 172 cm high.
but i would like it if shrink around a hottie to about 4 inch.

Scraby 08-22-2010 03:32 PM

well shrinking and getting into a hot girls private places are the mans dreams lol :D

Jordan 08-22-2010 03:34 PM

Where the fuck did these horny adolescents come from?

Scraby 08-22-2010 03:38 PM

dunno,but if you ask somebody what would he like to grow or shrink,you will soon get the picture what he wants,and why does he want t shrink (90% do)

enchilado 08-22-2010 04:04 PM

I must say I can think of almost nothing less appealing than shrinking and climbing inside a woman's vulva, and I am quite serious.

As to growing or shrinking, I would rather stay the size I am (175cm or so), but were I required to do one of those I think I would grow... about five centimetres higher would do.

Scraby 08-22-2010 04:12 PM

well thats nice...

Nate 08-22-2010 05:51 PM

Growing by the 1.5 inches necessary to become exactly six foot tall.

Alcar 08-22-2010 06:40 PM

Neither.

Idiots.

Alcar...

Nate 08-22-2010 10:15 PM

In the immortal words of Joe Wilson, "You lie!"

Alcar 08-22-2010 11:33 PM

Eh. I was the same height as my peers during primary school so I was never teased. By the time it became apparent in high school that I wasn't going to grow anymore, it wasn't something anyone cared about, apart from a jibe here or there. So it's never been something I think about.

I do however, consider myself lucky - I know people who were belittled to tears, and the torment carried over into their adult life.

Alternatively, I'm just an arrogant wanker and never gave a shit.

Alcar...

GABBITS OWN 08-22-2010 11:39 PM

Grow, to be taller than the bullies at school.

The Crappin' Elum 08-23-2010 01:22 AM

When i said "grow" i was reffering in size not height and when i said shrink i reffered to the same thing!

Nemo 08-23-2010 01:57 AM

Grow. I've always wanted to be eight feet tall.

ODDWORLDisTHEbest! 08-23-2010 02:12 AM

grow, i've always wanted to be a foot tall.

Laser 08-23-2010 02:13 AM

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grow, i've always wanted to be a foot tall.

So how tall are you now? 10cm?

STM 08-23-2010 02:50 AM

I'm nearly six foot but still growing so I'm taller than my mates already. S'cool.

Nate 08-23-2010 03:10 AM

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When i said "grow" i was reffering in size not height and when i said shrink i reffered to the same thing!

How do you suggest I grow in size without also growing in height?