Happy Towel day!
 

We need a towel to wipe away the sweat here, it's scorching in England right now!

It’s only reasonably warm where I am.

Happy Towel Day, everybody! If I weren’t stuck at home revising I’m sure I’d carry a towel about with me.

For me, everyday is towel day.

I thought for you every day was scarf day.

It can be two things!

I've only been wrapped in a towel all day. Day off, you see! How comfortable.

Why bother with a towel?

Because it's towel day, of course.

I wish I'd known about this.

Not a whole lot of Practical use in a Baking Class, but still.

Uhhhgggghhh.......

You don't do that butt-floss thing with it, do you? :dodgy:

I’ll wager he does.
Wet it to put out fires. Tie it into a bindle to carry your wares. And of course towel whipping.

I'll have you know I only use my towel to wrap around my head to fend off attacks from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, though sometimes I suck on the corners I have soaked in a nutrient supplement for sustenance and antidepressants for the taste.

They’re the only practical uses you can come up with? Everyone does those things.

You towel noob.

Read that as bowel day at first. Diarrhoea FTL.