If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
 

Just say that you committed a crime. Or you had to run away from someone. Or maybe just for a bet. So you go down to the Deed Poll Office and change your name. What would you change your name to?

Ernesto Zapato. Or, since I don't speak Spanish and that would be a bit suspicious, I would probably use the English equivalent, Ernest Shoe. I don't know where I got that. I guess it started when my friend starting calling me Roberto, then made up a Hispanic last name to go with it, Nuñez or something like that, so then I came up with a cool Spanish-y name for him, which was Ernesto Zapato. But I have dibs on it-- NOT HIM.

Or possibly Walter Mitty. Because I love that short story and I love that character.

"Pocketa pocketa pocketa WHEEP!"

Hm...

Nick Stokes? :P

Armando Scroggs.

Jack Jacky Jackson.... Or prolly Kitty :-/

James Sommors

Wait, I think I would change it to Eastin Bristow