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metroixer 10-29-2005 01:42 PM

Describe your life...
 
Well the forum is kinda silent so....Okay here's a fun yet strange thing I thought up. You describe your life in 3 different ways:Wierd,depressing,exciting. You must do each in a very descriptave way. Try to make it as good as the topic you are talking about as possible. NOTE:You do not have to do all of them. Now let me begin...

My life is as wierd as....

Watching an iguana and a chicken mating and making babies that are either iguana's covered in feathers or some sick demented version as having the 2 body parts of both creatures mixed together. Only to find out that the sick combinations lay eggs which are edible. Yet once you eat one whenever you take a crap little midgits fall out of you and run around saying "Viva La revolution!!" then go to the american goverment and take over they're base for world domination. The evil midgits weapon of power is a fish that pukes waste out of it's mouth that can desintigrate you.That is how weird it is.
*Please don't think i'm demented i'm just trying my best to be wierd here...*

My life is as depressing as....

Watching a cute little wide eyed puppy being skinned slowly from top to bottom with an old rusty knife. Only to find out it's still alive after it's skinned and starts wimpering loudly in fear in pain. Thus some sick person comes in slowly chops the poor thing into tiny little pieces. If that weren't bad enough you are then forced to eat all the meat the sad little puppy left behind :crying:.

My life is as exciting as...

Watching a blank wall with no music instead listening to radio programed education yet you just can't fall asleep. So you are stuck there forever staring and listening to boring radio education...:l

Well? If this seems interesting then post your descriptions...If you want of course.

used:) 10-29-2005 07:54 PM

I'm not sure if this is a forum game or not, but what the hell?

My life is as weird as....

A 90 year old fat man staring at a bunch of young teens through a window, and when the kids notice him, he doesn't go away. He merely smiles and continues his pleasurable view. Paedophiles piss me off.


My life is as depressing as....

A little girl trying top escape the SS officers in the Nazi raids of the Jewish ghettos. She wanders about the streets yelping, "Mommy? Daddy?" Unitl the dogs are realeased on her and she drops her favorite doll which is chewed up horrifically by the dogs. She then stuggles to escape looking for help from her Nazu Neighbors with no sucess. She is cornered then shot. She survives however and is dragged to a huge mound whewre all of her buring fellows reside, just as she realises whewre she is, she alos realises that she is being burned alive next to her mother and father.

My life is as exciting as....

*static*

AquaticAmbi 10-29-2005 08:25 PM

Probably not many people are going to want to post in here unless you change the title to "Describe your sex life" :p

used:) 10-29-2005 08:38 PM

Bah, we have enough of them anyway Ambi :p.

Rex Tirano 10-30-2005 08:29 AM

My life is as weird as Alcar. Nuff said. :p [Love you Petey ;)]

My life isn't depressing at all. You just gotta keep going and once you feel like you're gonna slip, just throw yourself into your friends, because they love you.

My life is as exciting as... Well... Santa Claus when you're 5.

- Rexy

metroixer 10-30-2005 08:47 AM

^ Quoted and sigged that was hilarious rexy lol.. ^

ANN NEELY 10-31-2005 12:56 PM

My life is as weird as....
A movie where Moses Malone and an Oompahloompa open up an antique store where their friend Gandalf decides to grow his hair out, dye it black, and become Samara from The Ring. Then, the residents of Halloween Town fight Ash Ketchum with an army of ninjas.

My life is as depressing as....
Standing in pouring rain without an umbrella while waiting for the bus. You had spent all morning making sure you looked beautiful for picture day. you had carefully brushed your hair and applied make-up, which is now streaming down your face. A car speeds by and splashes mud on your favorite outfit.
It turns out you've missed your bus. You stand in the driving rain, soaked to the bone, standing in a puddle. You can't tell if you're crying or not. Your face is so wet, tears would be indistinguishable from the rain.

My life is as exciting as....
Almost falling to your death from that friggin' huge abandoned railroad bridge down at the creek (I fell off yesterday, but luckily grabbed hold of a tree root and pulled myself back up).

Abe 01 10-31-2005 01:09 PM

booze, smoke and crack got a ploblem with that
just kidding

Leto 10-31-2005 01:21 PM

My life is as weird as, erm, your face. BURN.

My lie is as depressing as a happy bunny.

My life is as exciting as an empty room.

So I dont have much happening at the moment. Meh.

AFOS, Abeguy and nads smell like pooze!

Joe the Intern 10-31-2005 02:58 PM

This thread is ugly and it wants to die.

used:) 10-31-2005 03:18 PM

Your face is ugly and it wants to die.

OANST 11-01-2005 06:32 AM

I'm ugly and I want to die.

metroixer 11-01-2005 07:38 AM

Okay I know I speak for a lot of people when I say "why the hell did something like this start?" Really...The crap? By that I mean why is everyone wanting something to die?

Mojo 11-01-2005 08:27 AM

Stop the Die crapz0rz.

My life is as weird as a moose with arms for antlers.

My life is as depressing as, well, it ain't. Cuz I MAKE my life happy.

My life is as exciting as running through a field of Poison Ivy. Nekkid.

Nomad 11-01-2005 12:52 PM

My life is efficient and well structured.

I have no need for weirdness and depression.

Excitement is a byproduct of my life from time to time.

Nomad

ANN NEELY 11-02-2005 03:50 AM

:

My life is efficient and well structured.

I have no need for weirdness and depression.

Excitement is a byproduct of my life from time to time.

Nomad

Boy, you sound like my resources teacher....

Abe16 11-03-2005 07:09 PM

My life is as werid as:Seeing a kitten choking a dough on a lane called booger lane, while watching a physcopath try to work a computer. That's all I've got.

My life is depressing as:Watching a whole Country being destroyed. I am depressed most of the time.

My life is exciting as: Watching Hogan's heros 25 hours straight.

Salamander 11-03-2005 07:55 PM

my life is as wierd as abe16s last post

my life isn't depressing cause im NORMAL

my life is more exciting then the first time you get to kill a mudokon in AO

Strike Witch 11-04-2005 03:40 AM

My Aspects shall answer this.

Unanswerable Question: Our creation is but a random Quirk of fate. But the philosopher determines the hand of the Divine.
Condecending Answer: You look too deep, UQ. If one wishes to see the surface, one does not dig a hole. Only by seeing the practical can one determine the future.
Inscrutable Master: Though you quarrel like mere children, you are the greatest minds. So, I must hold you together. I am a shepard among sheep!
Skyward Watcher: ...Living things are too... unpredictable. The heavens reward.
Unrelenting Tactician: Though I share my mind with you, I am a lone wolf.
You are weak, pitiful. Life is hardship, Death is the only peace.

SO SAYS THE THE UNFAILING UNION!

OANST 11-04-2005 06:21 AM

Wow! You're crazy!

Strike Witch 11-05-2005 03:01 AM

Unanswerable Question: Are we mad? Are all mad?

Condecending Answer: No. You are Mad.

Inscrutable Master: And so it continues.....

Ghost: My mind... is so overloaded.....

Inscrutable Master: The Weakened One speaks.

The Unrelenting Tactician: Our facade is uncontrolable! Bah! We must assume power!

Inscrutable Master: In time....

Rich 11-05-2005 05:24 AM

Rhetorical Question: Was that in any way related to the topic?

Unrefusable Request: Shut up.

Joshy 11-05-2005 07:03 AM

:

My life is efficient and well structured.

I have no need for weirdness and depression.

Excitement is a byproduct of my life from time to time.

Nomad

Hi Reese Charles

used:) 11-05-2005 07:10 AM

Joshy, please, these aren't the Salem witch trials.

Salamander 11-05-2005 07:23 PM

:

Joshy, please, these aren't the Salem witch trials.

or are we? *insert music here*

anyway nomad can't be reese charles, he always posted more than 3 lines

Strike Witch 11-07-2005 01:52 AM

:

Rhetorical Question: Was that in any way related to the topic?

Unrefusable Request: Shut up.


Inscrutable Master: Your Response amuses us. This is in every-

Unanswerable Question: -way related to this topic. You just cannot-

Condecending Answer: -percieve it. Since our release, we are in command of this body, and only for this topic. So, we-

Unrelenting Tactician: -are making the most of this time. Now, do not mock us.

used:) 11-07-2005 02:37 PM

Quit trying to sound all mysterious and deep. You are acting stupid and embarassing yourself. Now shut up.

metroixer 11-07-2005 04:46 PM

We have an HK-47 clone here guys. Played to much KOTOR you know. (Knights of the old republic)