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Yes he's back. Disgruntled Intern is here and he's going to kill all your babies, mutilate your grandma, and consume your fridge. :rolleyes:

Have any of you seen his latest little stickied, locked announcement? What are your thoughts on our resident gustapo? :lol:

EDIT: Haha. HAHAHAHA. HAH! *giggles to self* :D

My thoughts are very much X-rated!

Rearrange my out rage! think... he.... is...does...who...he!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're not going to get along!

Especially as I have a feeling the schmucks gonna close every single one of my threads!

What an arrogant wanker! Thats the clean version!

Edit: We'd better just agree to disagree and he'd better stay out of my way! I don't have a problem with that and he'd better not have!

Cut the guy some slack, you barely know him. (he hasn't even had a chance to piss you off yet!) I'm just having a little joke. :)

Disgruntled is okay in my book. Despite him being a "badass" he is as fair as he says he is. He only trolls idiots. :D

I hate arrogance... especially as the most arrogant people have NOTHING to be arrogant about... he's already closed one of my threads!

To me thats a declaration of WAR! ;)

EDIT: Seriously though... I don't appreciate threatening behaviour... I don't have a problem with DI at the moment but it wouldn't take too much for that to change. He's just rattled my (somewhat unstable) cage thats all Death!

War eh? Give me a minute while I go fetch some in-movie-snacks, this should be fun to watch! ;)

And DI isn't arrogant, he's just full-of himself. :lol: J/K

Ooooh! Get me some nachos and dip!... I may need my strength!

Wha-ha-ha-ha! *CB laughs conspiratorially!*

Never give nacho dip to a woman on the warpath, it'll end up everywhere! ;)

And I've just realised (yes! just now!) that this thread is completely worthless, is posted by me, and has a newbie ranting at somebody she doesn't know in it. This ought to attract Disgruntled Intern like a magnet to iron! :D

Well, I mostly noticed just now. I mean obviously I always knew that this thread was posted by me... so er I um, don't know what else to say. Other than, eh, shibby! ;)

???

Hmmmm... yeah! (Thought I was the only escapee from a psych ward here!...joke :D)

And I'm not ranting!

You asked for people opinions I've given you my initial thoughts and feelings.. maybe DI will surprise me... we'll fall in love and marry!... em...maybe not!

But yeah this is a cwaper than cwap thread... because my man... I've posted on it! ;)

Well, this forum was working fine before he got here, so it will be interesting to see what he thinks need changing, and how much others agree with him.

Either way, he will make an impact. I'm hoping it will turn around and hit him in the face, but then, I hope that with everyone! ;)

I'm sure he'll think of something.

Yeah... I hope that too. I can't stand people who crow.

Hopefully his ego is big enough to trip him up and then he will definitely make an impact... with ground where his sorry ass lands! :D

Oooo harsh words there CB.

God I'm all excited! I can't wait to see what DI does with this thread! It's like chrismas! :D

What?... Close it!?

Start posting quotes from my old posts in it and critique them in a very offensive manner?

Going off in search for my personals on other forums and posting details from them?

Calling me a number of names, posting some dry, cutting , witty quips at my expense?

He should do nothing with this thread... its surely not worth the hassle... especially when any attack is expected innit!

Oh boy u noobs haven't met DI did ya!

Word of advice stay out of trouble with him he will put you in your place. Believe me 3 year veteran here ive seen it.

Lets just say the Emperor is not as forgiveing as Majic is!

Hmmmm... yeah.

If his ability to "put you in your place" involves any or more of the things I listed above then I think I'm prepared and have hopefully prepared a few other people... or rather "noobs"

Don't stress PA... I'm not! :kiss:

The Emperor? Please, he is merely an Off-Topic moderator who has superiority issues - though that's probably just to make other people look stupid. Seems pretty funny though.

Ah, just figured out that "thing" with you now PA. You're so incredibly genuine! Absolutely amazing, I'm glad I've figured it out now.

Curious!

Must know must find out must know must find out must know must find out! :D Joke btw!

DI has always been one of my favorite members, and I'm glad he came back.

Well thats nice.

Death, thank you for the laugh.

I like you. Back in the day, when you were acting like a general troll, I wanted nothing more than to see you banned. Now you've focused all of that sarcasm and hate, and it gives me a boner.

Claire, I could lie and say your opinion matters, but as of right now, it doesn't. You made a big deal about feeling 'too old' for the majority of the members, yet your literacy skills are laughable.

Plus, you're not funny. Improve one of the two listed flaws, and I'll love you forever.

DI makes me tickle in places i've never felt tickle before.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That should be a fairly self-explanatory statement of my opinion. Disgruntled Intern, I have read about three posts by you, and you have already nastily insulted two forum-goers so much that I actually feel offended myself. And I don't care if it's none of my business, I am pissed off! Therefore, I take it upon myself to fight your evil every step of the way! This is perfectly legitimate, as just as you are entitled to your opinion, so am I to mine. That being said, ClaireBear, I find you entertaining to converse with and highly enlightening, and your literacy skills are perfectly acceptable, if the rest of the United States is any indication of the norm. And DI, I think you are an egocentric jerk, and your only way of boosting your own ego is to put others down.
There! I have laid my cards on the table! Alia jacta est! Attack me! Slanderize my name! BUT I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calm yourself, Raisin-man. Davie just has a more... let us say virulent... yes, a more virulent sense of humor than most forumers.

And let's face it... people say some dumb shit.

Tru dat, SeaRex.

He's harsh, but it's as funny as hell. And true. Just don't take it personally.

Virulent. I like that. Yes, I agree that people say some dumb shit. And I think that may be one of the more prominent problems with this world. I just really, really hate it when people insult other people. Maybe it's because I was insulted too much when I was younger, before people actually came to know and respect me. Sorry about being a little extreme there. I just don't hold with that jive, y'dig?

If you don't bug DI...he won't bug you. At least, that's been my relationship with him. :fuzblink:

-oddguy

Raisin, I'm sorry if I've offended you.

No, wait. Let me rephrase that.

I'm sorry if you've become offended by something I've said to other users. Yeah. I won't attempt to 'silence' you, nor will I attack you.

Simply put, you are obviously intelligent, you word your statements well, and you make valid points without resorting to over the top insults.

Even if you hate my guts, I like you.

'Sorry about being a little extreme there. I just don't hold with that jive, y'dig?'

Couldn't you have worded this a little better? It sounds like you're six year old girl running away from a Worm you've mistaken for a Snake...

I know DI was the ultimate Bad-ass just around the time I showed up and he left. Maybe I scared him off. Well now he's back to chop off my head, though I hardly know him. As long as he's an asshole within the bounderies of Off-topic than I have no problem. He rocks. :D

Edit: Oh and DI, scroll down a bit and you'll find a bunch of sour-noted threads that were discussed for only about 10 minutes. Close those off will you dear. ;)

Haha, I dunno what's better, sex or watching D.I. :D (and yes I have had sex) :|

But not with a man. Not that I'm predjudiced I just... they don't... uh, dicks aren't a particular love of mine, if you get my unfagly meaning. :| Oh piss. You should probably just ignore me.

And Dave, good to have you back man, sorry about the fisticuffs when you locked my thread... I wasn't eh, fully "adapted" to the way of DI. ;)

It's all in the good. Mainly because you said 'fisticuffs'.

"Oh yes, you can duel with me, and you can pretend to act like me, and you can predict Grand National winners with my bicycle, but you won't change the way I polish plungers"

:D

My articulation of thy said word did foil your evil deeds my good sir. Fisticuffs it shall be, the next time we meet on the battlefield!

Or something. :|

You see TheRaisin once you start something like what you said here especially when this is online, you prevoke DI to love you and help you out. Thus the thread turns into a fagliscious silly faggot dicks are for chicks debate.

When that happens everybody starts complaining about the world and how their life sucks. For me I just sit back grab a bag of goodies and watch everybody start proclaiming their idealogy to each other. You should try doing what I do and that is sit back and see how pathetic we can really get in a more or less pointless online debate. Trust me its really amuseing seeing 16 17 year olds help out 20 to 25 year olds it really is. I just sit back and let them go at their profession.:D

Paramiteabe... :fuzblink:

That made me giggle.

Tee-hee.

Dude, what the **** is up with PA? :fuzconf:

I, much like Sligslinger, remember joining at about the time when Disgruntled Intern left.
Heh.
I know him now. Very interesting, I don't think I've met anyone else like him.

You replied!!!

Why?.... *CB smiles in disbelief*

Believe me I could give you much much more than a "boner" (I hate that Americanism... eeeeurgh! Hard-on is much more... to the point!)

My opinion matters about as much as anyone else's here... and as you have gravitated back here... its obviously the centre of your universe! So go figure!

I have neither claimed to be funny... I've just been me... nor have I claimed to be of any importance.... but I'm so glad you have taken such an interest in my personality... I am basking in your attention! :rolleyes:

I am however slightly dyslexic.

It looks like you are I are going to get on fine :kiss:

Now.... about that "boner".... :D

EDIT: Oh!.... and Raisin... Thankyou. :kiss: But I'm fine... (I was insulted/bullied too but I think both you and I can kinda hold our own now!) :kiss:

Cheers Pet... It was very sweet of you.

And what, the fuck, has that got to do with this thread?

You really are acting weird. :|

I don't know... maybe he was refering back to people giving me love life advice on the hate thread or something...

*CB picks up loud hailer*

Hey PA!... Yeah mate you!.... You-hoo PA!

PUT THE JOINT DOWN AND SLOWLY MOVE AWAY!

Should be some law about posting under the influence... ;)

Well when people try to argue with DI or Jacob on certain matters because they think DI and Jacob are being mean it becomes amuseing. Because no matter how hard you try to shoot down DI or Jacob it will result in disaster. Trust me when I say this because I used to be one of those people whome used to not understand. I mean 3 years with these two and ive seen it all. Lets just say I was in a real good mood last night when I wrote that pretty message of hope for the youngens! hehe!:lol:

Pretty much on the serious note what I am saying is if DI or Jacob or someone on here shoots you down like that don't dwell on it and try to denounce them. Your not going to change anything. Thats what my whole stoned comment was about.

The only thing that interest me in the forum anymore is post by DI and Jacob... Well not actually, but i find their post interesting... (in a good way of course)