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MojoMan220 12-26-2002 06:45 PM

I think Santa Claus is evil...
 
What is the meaning of telling your children their is a fat man who delivers presents to all the children in the world on Christmas when it is a lie that just makes a lot of people feel bad and left out? First off, parents who are too poor to give their children presents have to say that he must have missed their house or something like that. Second, a lot of older kids that still believe in Santa Claus get made fun of by their peers and a lot of other kids that believe in Santa Claus get made fun of by kids older then them. Third, Santa also makes kids forget the real meaning of Christmas, and no it's not the day Santa Claus was born... Lastly, When parents tell their kids Santa Clause is not real they get let down and it makes the kids have trouble trusting their parents again. Santa Claus should be ashamed... Tut-Tut.:o :o

nads 12-26-2002 06:47 PM

and the fact that he's always watching :fuzconf: :(

MojoMan220 12-26-2002 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by nads
and the fact that he's always watching :fuzconf: :(
Makes children paranoid...

MunchOnThis 12-26-2002 06:51 PM

Santa = Fat Ass who delivers presents
 
Santa Claus....*cringe* That evil bastard...

Have you seen parents tell their kids Santa isn't real?
The kids suddenly either start the waterworks or don't give a damn.

Jesus Santa or Jolly Old Saint ( I wouldn't say he was one) Nick is just a stupid poncy make-believe shit that they made up to probably give kids something to believe in.

Santa Claus...Tsk tsk :o ....Get outta town... :D

SeaRex 12-26-2002 07:36 PM

I think it's gross that he tempts children to sit on his lap with candy and then asks them what they really want.

Majic 12-26-2002 09:05 PM

Well Luke, you have to realize. He finds out which girls are the naughty ones that way.

paramiteabe 12-26-2002 11:32 PM

I can understand it if you tell a baby that Santa exist because they don't know anything, for crise sake they don't even talk. But what the hell is up with telling older children. I mean comeon its just a stupid bedtime story so kids don't bother the adults when they go downstairs and do adult things. Its to shut them up pretty much what it really comes down to.

Yea Santa is evil especially his clone helpers in all the shopping malls around the world. I mean he comes equiped with that poisonous toxic breath that could kill a child in an instant! Muhahahahahahah!:lol:

Wolfpac 12-26-2002 11:46 PM

I was talking to a friend of mine at work about this the other day and we came up with these reasons as to why Santa is Evil.

1. Rearrange his Name and you get Satan
2. He was made by Coke-a-Cola
3. He gets Children to commit the Sin Greed
4. He is getting more Popular than the real reason for Christmas, Jesus
5. He makes you break one of the 10 commandments; Thou shall not worship false idols
6. He's a Fat Man in Red. Geez, reminds me of the Devil.

OddPod 12-27-2002 04:14 AM

I just hate it how parents lie to thier children and tell them all this stuff about Santa Clause and the bloody Easter bunny. You know Santa clause started off by being a kind old man who gave to children, but know look at it, he is just a fat bastard that sits on his fat ass and makes little people(elves) make toys for him. Hey do you know when kids get PS2 and stuff, Santa is supposed to make all the toys right, then he must be a theif or something because he is makeing cheap games and consoles.

Alcar 12-27-2002 04:20 AM

I cried for days when my parents told me he wasn't real. My little brother still believes in him. But my parents are getting ready to tell him about it. You can see it in their eyes.

Alcar...

OddPod 12-27-2002 04:25 AM

he makes little children feel sad when they find out he isn't true.

Facsimile 12-27-2002 07:16 AM

My parents never told me he wasn't real, it just became pretty obvious. Alcar, you should make it a little eaisier on him, tell him Santa was mauled by those bastard reindeer, of which Rudolf is the leader.

Heres my list of why Wolfpac is evil.
1. He spells things that don't need it with a capital letter.
2. That's about it.

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Hey do you know when kids get PS2 and stuff, Santa is supposed to make all the toys right, then he must be a theif or something because he is makeing cheap games and consoles.
Playstation 2's are not cheap, they are just not as good as Xbox.

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I mean comeon its just a stupid bedtime story so kids don't bother the adults when they go downstairs and do adult things.
Ooh, sounds saucy.

And one last comment, I'm sorry I have to.
Come and sit on Santa's lap little girl, and see what's in my sack for you.

Joshy 12-27-2002 08:54 AM

Santas Clause is just a sad excuse too boost sells.

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Originally posted by Wolfpac

2. He was made by Coke-a-Cola

and do you know that Santa Claus was green before? when coke bought the logo they changed it to red to match their product.

OddPod 12-31-2002 06:45 AM

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Originally posted by Facsimile
Playstation 2's are not cheap, they are just not as good as Xbox.
I wasn't saying that they are cheap i was just using it as an example. Off the top of my head.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 12-31-2002 01:02 PM

SAnta is a witch! He should be burned at the stakes or tarred and feathered!

Mac the Janitor 12-31-2002 09:43 PM

Parents just tell their kids about SC as a cheap alternative to get them to behave. They say he only gives presents to the good little boys and girls, but the parents get even the little bastards toys.

When I was around 7 or 8, I realized SC wasn't real. But I still acted like I thought he was real for a couple more years; we would always get one big expensive thing from "Santa." Tee-hee.

And yes, I was a little scheming bastard child.

Canned Gabbiar 01-01-2003 06:49 AM

Those Corporate Pigs
 
Santa Claus is evil! Eeeevvillll!! He's just the result of corporate greed. Plus, if he had to get around to every single house in one night, he'd have to move so very very very...........very fast that he would burn up in the atmosphere or get crushed by the immense G-Force. Santa Claus... He's just the Devil's Advocate.

oko 01-01-2003 10:39 AM

i never belived in satan claus or did i.......naa,my litle bhrother is 6 year's and still belives in him i never did not the easter bunny ether or the tooth fairy....or superman(kan you belive some people belive in superman?)

Munch007 01-01-2003 11:06 AM

I Say:

"Santa Clause Is Not Coming To Town"

Know Why?

He Is A Fat Fake person.

But One thing.

There is a Santa Workshop in Finland or around that area.
Santa Clause Is at Every Shopping Centre Around the world at the same time. IMPOSSIBLE.

Reindeer Cant Fly.

How Can Santa Deliver 1 Billion or So More Prensents with a Sliegh. And in one night Thats Impossible.

Overall

Santa Clause Is A Fake But I reckon He Should Not be.
Stop The Stupid Santa Clause Lies to Children.

Munch007

Oddsville 01-01-2003 02:53 PM

Santa is evil......with his band of Nazi elves and antherax laced gifts that he puts all over your house! Not to mention all the breakins he dose!
:fuzwink: :fuzsmile:

Canned Gabbiar 01-01-2003 10:06 PM

Haha! Good point Oddsville! He's just a common burglar.

Facsimile 01-02-2003 12:04 AM

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Plus, if he had to get around to every single house in one night, he'd have to move so very very very...........very fast
No, you see there is a little thing which is called... okay I can't remember what it's called but it means that it is not the same time everywhere in the world. It also means that I get everything before you.

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i never belived in satan claus
Yes you did, don't act so 'cool'.

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(kan you belive some people belive in superman?)
Yes I believe in stupid people.

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Santa Clause Is at Every Shopping Centre Around the world at the same time. IMPOSSIBLE.
They are his helpers, stupid.

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Reindeer Cant Fly.
Santa magics them up real good. Have you never watched a Santa movie or programme?

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(Everything in Munch007's thread.)
Oh odd, not another person who spells words that don't need it with capital letters. But you're worse, much worse.

*Sighs* All done.

Canned Gabbiar 01-02-2003 01:42 AM

I do believe that in most countries, they say that santa claus (or whatever they call it there) is supposed to travel to every house in the world, though I'm not the expert on foreign traditions, customs and folklore.

Well, I never really got introduced to Santa Claus until I was older (because I was living in China) and when I did, I found the idea totally proposterous. However, I did once believe in the tooth fairy... hehe..:fuzblink:

The Red Muse 01-02-2003 10:18 AM

Evil... And scary too!

654321 01-02-2003 10:26 AM

ufuffu
 
i call him the christmas thug!

:devil:

oko 01-02-2003 10:30 AM

:

Originally posted by Facsimile

Yes you did, don't act so 'cool'.

hmmm.......mabe i did belive in santa but i always new that it was grandma,mam.dad etc. in descise and even if i knew it was grandma the christmass 1995 i where still scared tell me if you dident understand this post
edit:have anyone seen nightmare before christmass hehe"santy claws"

Tori 01-25-2003 09:30 PM

My sister my brother and me get about 5,000 bucks worth of stuff each so he is real because my parents do not have that much to spend on toys other wise you are mad because you stopped getting stuff from him

Strike Witch 01-25-2003 09:46 PM

I wanna kick that suckers butt!


Seriously, It used to be a guy called st nick who gave presents to kids.
When he died, Parents carried on the tradition.

After corprate buisness came Satan Claws is what ya get.

Disgruntled Intern 01-25-2003 10:30 PM

Stop dragging up old and out of season topics, you bitches.

FireFrog 01-26-2003 04:46 AM

Tori
 
Tori, no offence...
BUT U ARE SO STUPID!!!!!

Ahahahahahahahaha!!!
Go on... ask your parents.... THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!

Santa Clause is fake! All of our parents have told us when we were little! If you still believe in Santa then God help you!

Joshy 01-26-2003 04:52 AM

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Originally posted by Tori
My sister my brother and me get about 5,000 bucks worth of stuff each so he is real because my parents do not have that much to spend on toys other wise you are mad because you stopped getting stuff from him
You are an IDIOT. Santa Clause is not real. learn your facts... If Santa was real, how the fuck would he give out all the presents to everyone in the world.

oko 01-26-2003 05:12 AM

he dosent give present's to everyone in the world;)

Facsimile 01-26-2003 07:00 AM

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Originally posted by Tori
My sister my brother and me get about 5,000 bucks worth of stuff
You'd better be exaggerating, otherwise you must have very rich parents.

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each
*faints* ...

paramiteabe 01-28-2003 09:24 PM

Well Santa isnt real but there was a real Saint Nick and he did give gifts to poor children of his country. Thats where Santa evolved from. The Santa we know today mainly came from the late 50's 60's when coka cola came out. Thats how we got the big fat man in a red suit thing all started. Blame Coke for it.

But Tori I am truely sorry Santa doesnt exist. He only exists within the love of your parents.

Tori 01-28-2003 11:34 PM

you are just mad because once you are 12 he stops bring you gifts besides do not be mad xmas is about giving not getting and you have to like the day because it is the day Jesus was born.






and Paramiteabe do not act like I will get all sad because I have not cried in 3 years.

Joshy 01-29-2003 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by Tori
you are just mad because once you are 12 he stops bring you gifts besides do not be mad xmas is about giving not getting and you have to like the day because it is the day Jesus was born.






and Paramiteabe do not act like I will get all sad because I have not cried in 3 years.

Firstly Off, SANTA IS NOT REAL.
Secondly while you're saying that Christmas is the day that Jesus was born, you used the word "X-mas". "X-mas" is nothing without Christ, so you should've said Christmas.
Lastly, WOW you haven't cried for 3 years? you should read this topicfacts on crying, scroll down a while and you will see a topic about crying and crying is actually good for you.

Facsimile 01-29-2003 01:45 AM

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Originally posted by Tori
you are just mad because once you are 12 he stops bring you gifts besides do not be mad xmas is about giving not getting and you have to like the day because it is the day Jesus was born.






and Paramiteabe do not act like I will get all sad because I have not cried in 3 years.

He isn't real. I'm sorry, we are not just saying that. And if he is and, as you say, just doesn't bring presents to people over 12, then that's only for you, because all of our parents admitted it was them.

Canned Gabbiar 01-29-2003 06:24 AM

Tori... foolishness.... ignorance... stupidity... obtuse... thick... dense.. moronic
 
That list in the title could go on for ages.

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Originally posted by Tori
you are just mad because once you are 12 he stops bring you gifts besides do not be mad xmas is about giving not getting and you have to like the day because it is the day Jesus was born.

Tori... You truly are an idiot. Sorry for saying that but it is true. First of all, read what I said before. He couldn't possibly get presents to every single person in the world in just one night... even taking Fax's longitude idea. It's physically and mentally impossible.

Secondly, you say that he stopped giving presents when we were 12. I didn't get presents until I was 8, when I went christmas shopping WITH MY PARENTS. The only gifts I get are from my parents when I've worked hard that year. For example, I got an XBox last year for finishing my first year at Sydney Grammar with a good report card. Your parents must be pretty upset if you don't thank them for the presents you get.

$5000 worth of gifts each? That's a definite exaggeration unless you are swimming in money... In which case anybody would say that your parents are spoiling you. Tell me what you got for christmas.

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Originally posted by Tori
...and Paramiteabe do not act like I will get all sad because I have not cried in 3 years.
Once again a definite exaggeration. I'd be EXTREMELY surprised if your parents have never yelled at you, punished you etc etc, seeing as your .. ahem.. academic standard is so.... poor.

Lindsey, do not stand up for your sister or she'll never learn.

And I am sorry I have to be so harsh but it's the only way you'll learn.

paramiteabe 01-29-2003 11:44 AM

Well Tori I am telling you facts you eather balieve in it or don't but eather way its your parents. And if you balieve in Santa well all I have to say is you will learn the truth I can promise you that.

READ MY LIPS SANTA IS MAKE BALIEVE! YOUR PARENTS ARE REAL AND PRESENTS ARE NOT, OR SHOULDN'T BE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING OF CHRISTMAS. ITS YOUR LOVEING FAMILY AND THE FACT THEY GET YOU GIFTS FOR CHRISTMAS. THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO DON'T HAVE THAT AND BE GREATFUL THAT YOU DO HAVE IT. I am not trying to hurt you or what ever I am just telling you the truth.:D

Jacob 01-29-2003 04:17 PM

Right, its not often i stick up for the inferiors but this is were i shall make a stand;

Stop being such f*cking wankers. The people shouting at the Tori and Lindsey for believing in Santa are out of f*cking order. So what if they believe in Santa!?! Big f*cking deal!! Its not harming anyone!! If it brings them pleasure then leave them alone!! They're 12 and 9, not 21 and 19!! If they want to believe in him they can and none of you have the right to take that belief away from them. I remember when i believed in him and on X-mas eve i used to be real excited about a man entering my Chimney and unloading his sack whilst i slept...and now i dont X-mas isn't the same...

And on that note i want this topic closed, i said it about the other one and now im saying it about this one. If the parents of the child want their child to stop believing in Santa then so be it, we dont have the right to steal away their excitement...